丘吉尔式的毒舌幽默，竟让人无言以对
<p>大英帝国是段子手高产区，从十六七世纪的莎士比亚，到王尔德，再到丘吉尔无一不是宗师级“毒舌”。“毒舌、内涵”其实是一种高级幽默，是高智商的另类体现。</p><p>1 <span word="One">One</span> <span word="should">should</span> <span word="love">love</span> <span word="animals">animals</span>. <span word="They">They</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="so">so</span> <span word="tasty">tasty</span>.</p><p>每个人都应该爱护动物，因为它们很好吃。</p><p>2 <span word="Love">Love</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="neighbor">neighbor</span>. <span word="But">But</span> <span word="don">don</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="get">get</span> <span word="caught">caught</span>.</p><p>要用心去爱你的邻居，但不要被<span word="ta">ta</span>的老公/老婆知道。</p><p>3 <span word="Behind">Behind</span> <span word="every">every</span> <span word="successful">successful</span> <span word="man">man</span>, <span word="there">there</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="woman">woman</span>. <span word="And">And</span> <span word="behind">behind</span> <span word="every">every</span> <span word="unsuccessful">unsuccessful</span> <span word="man">man</span>, <span word="there">there</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="two">two</span>.</p><p>每个成功的男人背后都有一个女人，每个不成功的男人背后，有两个。</p><p>4 <span word="The">The</span> <span word="wise">wise</span> <span word="never">never</span> <span word="marry">marry</span>, <span word="and">and</span> <span word="when">when</span> <span word="they">they</span> <span word="marry">marry</span> <span word="they">they</span> <span word="become">become</span> <span word="otherwise">otherwise</span>.</p><p>聪明的人都未婚，结了婚的很难再聪明起来。</p><p>5 <span word="Never">Never</span> <span word="put">put</span> <span word="off">off</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="work">work</span> <span word="till">till</span> <span word="tomorrow">tomorrow</span> <span word="which">which</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="can">can</span> <span word="put">put</span> <span word="off">off</span> <span word="today">today</span>.</p><p>不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。</p><p>世人皆称王尔德为腐国第一毒舌，秒杀一切段子手。一方水土养一方人，在冷幽默和反讽土壤爆肥沃的英国，机智、毒舌简直是人人具备的基本技能。</p><p>送给大家几句丘吉尔的名言，掷地铿锵，坚韧有力，伴你前行。</p><p>1. <span word="If">If</span> <span word="you">you</span>’<span word="re">re</span> <span word="going">going</span> <span word="through">through</span> <span word="Hell">Hell</span>, <span word="keep">keep</span> <span word="going">going</span>.</p>
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