那些年闹过的英语笑话，你中过招吗?
<p>学了这么多年英语，有时候还是难免会闹笑话。<span word="Chinadaily">Chinadaily</span>双语手机报收集整理了一些网友曾经闹过的笑话，快来看看是不是你也经历过呢。</p><p>"<span word="I">I</span>'<span word="m">m</span> <span word="coming">coming</span>"</p><p>在美国德州读书。当时想向教授表达"我来了"，然后我来了句"<span word="I">I</span>'<span word="m">m</span> <span word="coming">coming</span>"。教授整个人都不好了。</p><p><span word="I">I</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="studying">studying</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="Texas">Texas</span>,<span word="the">the</span> <span word="US">US</span>.<span word="When">When</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="tried">tried</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="tell">tell</span> <span word="our">our</span> <span word="professor">professor</span> <span word="that">that</span> "<span word="here">here</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="am">am</span>," <span word="I">I</span> <span word="said">said</span> "<span word="I">I</span>'<span word="m">m</span> <span word="coming">coming</span>." <span word="The">The</span> <span word="professor">professor</span> <span word="can">can</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="more">more</span> <span word="embarrassed">embarrassed</span>.</p><p>点评："<span word="I">I</span>'<span word="m">m</span> <span word="coming">coming</span>"是人在性高潮临近时说的话，经常在美剧、电影和有色笑话里听到。怎么表达才让教授听懂呢?可以说"<span word="Here">Here</span>!"(我已经到了)或者"<span word="I">I</span>'<span word="m">m</span> <span word="not">not</span> <span word="here">here</span> <span word="but">but</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="way">way</span>"(我在路上了).</p><p>"<span word="I">I</span>'<span word="m">m</span> <span word="coming">coming</span>" is often said bypeople when they are about to have an orgasm. It's a phrase heard on American tv shows and movies and it's used in off-color jokes. Instead,"Here!" or "I'm not here but on the way" is what the professor thought he or she was going to hear.</p><p><span word="Cheers">Cheers</span></p><p>去英国时坐飞机，空姐倒完水之后我说Thanks，空姐说<span word="Cheers">Cheers</span>，于是我就对她举了举杯。空姐当时就惊呆了。再之后从海关到机场大巴司机，一路上都有人跟我说cheers，我就疑惑了啊，我这手里也没杯子啊怎么cheers?!</p><p><span word="When">When</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="travelled">travelled</span> <span word="by">by</span> <span word="air">air</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="Britain">Britain</span>, <span word="the">the</span> <span word="stewardess">stewardess</span> <span word="served">served</span> <span word="me">me</span> <span word="some">some</span> <span word="water">water</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="said">said</span> "<span word="Thanks">Thanks</span>", <span word="she">she</span> <span word="said">said</span>"<span word="cheers">cheers</span>", <span word="then">then</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="raised">raised</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="cup">cup</span>. <span word="She">She</span> <span word="looked">looked</span> <span word="puzzled">puzzled</span>. <span word="Then">Then</span> <span word="out">out</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="plane">plane</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="found">found</span> <span word="almost">almost</span> <span word="all">all</span> <span word="people">people</span>, <span word="from">from</span> <span word="Customs">Customs</span> <span word="staff">staff</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="shuttle">shuttle</span> <span word="bus">bus</span> <span word="driver">driver</span>, <span word="were">were</span> <span word="saying">saying</span> "<span word="cheers">cheers</span>." <span word="Why">Why</span> <span word="cheers">cheers</span>? <span word="I">I</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="no">no</span> <span word="glass">glass</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="hand">hand</span>!</p>
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