欧洲人里的欧洲人，都有什么特点
<p>天堂是这样的：机械师是德国人，厨师是法国人，警察是英国人，爱人是意大利人，管家是瑞士人。地狱是这样的：机械师是法国人，厨师是英国人，警察是德国人，爱人是瑞士人，管家是意大利人。</p><p><span word="Bordering">Bordering</span> <span word="European">European</span> <span word="countries">countries</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="complex">complex</span> <span word="caricatures">caricatures</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="each">each</span> <span word="other">other</span>, <span word="even">even</span> <span word="when">when</span> <span word="an">an</span> <span word="outsider">outsider</span> <span word="might">might</span> <span word="think">think</span> <span word="they">they</span>’<span word="re">re</span> <span word="more">more</span> <span word="or">or</span> <span word="less">less</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="same">same</span>.</p><p><span word="The">The</span> <span word="French">French</span>—<span word="Disliked">Disliked</span> <span word="by">by</span> <span word="some">some</span> <span word="Spanish">Spanish</span>, <span word="for">for</span> <span word="being">being</span> <span word="arrogant">arrogant</span>. <span word="One">One</span> <span word="woman">woman</span> <span word="from">from</span> <span word="Barcelona">Barcelona</span> <span word="told">told</span> <span word="me">me</span>, “<span word="Come">Come</span> <span word="on">on</span>, <span word="who">who</span> <span word="really">really</span> <span word="likes">likes</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="French">French</span>? <span word="Nobody">Nobody</span>!” <span word="The">The</span> <span word="Swiss">Swiss</span> <span word="don">don</span>’<span word="t">t</span> <span word="like">like</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="fact">fact</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="they">they</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="contempt">contempt</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="authority">authority</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="lazy">lazy</span>. <span word="The">The</span> <span word="Brits">Brits</span>, <span word="of">of</span> <span word="course">course</span>, <span word="have">have</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="most">most</span> <span word="mixed">mixed</span> <span word="feelings">feelings</span> <span word="about">about</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="French">French</span>, <span word="though">though</span>. <span word="One">One</span> <span word="half">half</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="country">country</span> <span word="hates">hates</span> <span word="them">them</span>, <span word="the">the</span> <span word="other">other</span> <span word="half">half</span> <span word="loves">loves</span> <span word="them">them</span>. <span word="Those">Those</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="hate">hate</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="French">French</span> <span word="tend">tend</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="like">like</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="Americans">Americans</span>, <span word="and">and</span> <span word="vice">vice</span> <span word="versa">versa</span>. <span word="In">In</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="UK">UK</span>, <span word="they">they</span>’<span word="re">re</span> <span word="considered">considered</span> <span word="stinky">stinky</span>, <span word="rude">rude</span> (<span word="they">they</span> <span word="never">never</span> <span word="line">line</span>/<span word="queue">queue</span> <span word="up">up</span> <span word="like">like</span> <span word="decent">decent</span> <span word="people">people</span>), <span word="and">and</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="bit">bit</span> <span word="yellow">yellow</span>, <span word="based">based</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="their">their</span> <span word="tendency">tendency</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="not">not</span> <span word="fend">fend</span> <span word="off">off</span> <span word="invaders">invaders</span> <span word="like">like</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="Nazis">Nazis</span>. <span word="The">The</span> <span word="French">French</span>, <span word="in">in</span> <span word="turn">turn</span>, <span word="dislike">dislike</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="British">British</span>, <span word="look">look</span> <span word="down">down</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="Belgians">Belgians</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="being">being</span> <span word="stupid">stupid</span>, <span word="and">and</span> <span word="don">don</span>’<span word="t">t</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="much">much</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="say">say</span>, <span word="in">in</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="experience">experience</span>, <span word="about">about</span> <span word="Spaniards">Spaniards</span> <span word="or">or</span> <span word="Germans">Germans</span> (<span word="oddly">oddly</span>).</p><p><span word="The">The</span> <span word="Italians">Italians</span>—<span word="Most">Most</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="stereotypes">stereotypes</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="positive">positive</span>, <span word="but">but</span> <span word="mostly">mostly</span> <span word="because">because</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="food">food</span>. <span word="Northern">Northern</span> <span word="Europeans">Europeans</span> <span word="consider">consider</span> <span word="them">them</span> <span word="lazy">lazy</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="flaky">flaky</span>, <span word="and">and</span> <span word="maybe">maybe</span> <span word="incapable">incapable</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="managing">managing</span> <span word="anything">anything</span> <span word="right">right</span> (<span word="mostly">mostly</span> <span word="because">because</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="the">the</span> 50 <span word="plus">plus</span> <span word="governments">governments</span> <span word="they">they</span>’<span word="ve">ve</span> <span word="had">had</span> <span word="since">since</span> <span word="WW">WW</span> <span word="II">II</span>. <span word="One">One</span> <span word="Dutch">Dutch</span> <span word="professor">professor</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="had">had</span> <span word="dismissed">dismissed</span> <span word="an">an</span> <span word="Italian">Italian</span> <span word="one">one</span>, <span word="saying">saying</span>, “<span word="All">All</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="Italians">Italians</span> <span word="care">care</span> <span word="about">about</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="pasta">pasta</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="mamma">mamma</span>.” <span word="Italians">Italians</span>, <span word="in">in</span> <span word="turn">turn</span>, <span word="don">don</span>’<span word="t">t</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="strong">strong</span> <span word="feelings">feelings</span> <span word="about">about</span> <span word="other">other</span> <span word="Europeans">Europeans</span>, <span word="but">but</span> <span word="within">within</span> <span word="Italy">Italy</span>, <span word="the">the</span> <span word="north">north</span>-<span word="south">south</span> <span word="divide">divide</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="pretty">pretty</span> <span word="strong">strong</span>. <span word="Northern">Northern</span> <span word="Italians">Italians</span> <span word="continuously">continuously</span> <span word="complain">complain</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="Southerners">Southerners</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="lazy">lazy</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="unproductive">unproductive</span>, <span word="while">while</span> <span word="Southerners">Southerners</span> <span word="complain">complain</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="Northerners">Northerners</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="devoid">devoid</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="culture">culture</span> <span word="or">or</span> <span word="joie">joie</span> <span word="de">de</span> <span word="vivre">vivre</span>.</p>
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