告白最坏结果：“踢出朋友圈”
<p> 在向暗恋已久的朋友告白前，都要做好三种准备，一种是得偿所愿，一种是被拒绝但<span word="friend">friend</span> <span word="zoned">zoned</span>（还是做朋友吧），还有最糟的一种是<span word="acquaintance">acquaintance</span> <span word="zoned">zoned</span>（踢出朋友圈），连朋友也没得做。</p><p> </p><p> <span word="You">You</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="friend">friend</span> <span word="zoned">zoned</span> <span word="when">when</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="member">member</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="opposite">opposite</span> <span word="sex">sex</span> (<span word="usually">usually</span> <span word="one">one</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="want">want</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="hook">hook</span> <span word="up">up</span> <span word="with">with</span>) <span word="declares">declares</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="be">be</span> "<span word="just">just</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="friend">friend</span>", <span word="thereby">thereby</span> <span word="ruining">ruining</span> <span word="all">all</span> <span word="potential">potential</span> <span word="chances">chances</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="sex">sex</span>.</p><p> 当你想追求的异性宣告你只是他（她）的朋友时，你就此被“划入朋友圈”，你俩之间从此再无可能。</p><p> <span word="Acquaintance">Acquaintance</span> <span word="zoned">zoned</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="similar">similar</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="being">being</span> <span word="friend">friend</span> <span word="zoned">zoned</span>, <span word="only">only</span> <span word="far">far</span> <span word="worse">worse</span>. <span word="While">While</span> <span word="being">being</span> <span word="friend">friend</span> <span word="zoned">zoned</span> <span word="can">can</span> <span word="sometimes">sometimes</span> <span word="produce">produce</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="friend">friend</span>, <span word="being">being</span> <span word="acquaintance">acquaintance</span> <span word="zoned">zoned</span> <span word="produces">produces</span> <span word="nothing">nothing</span>.</p><p> “划入熟人圈”比“划入朋友圈”还惨，“划入朋友圈”至少还能做做朋友，“划入熟人圈”连朋友都做不成。</p><p> <span word="Example">Example</span>:</p><p> <span word="Josh">Josh</span>: <span word="So">So</span> <span word="how">how</span> <span word="did">did</span> <span word="asking">asking</span> <span word="out">out</span> <span word="Sarah">Sarah</span> <span word="go">go</span>?</p><p> <span word="Larry">Larry</span>: <span word="Not">Not</span> <span word="well">well</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="all">all</span>. <span word="No">No</span> <span word="interest">interest</span>.</p><p> <span word="Josh">Josh</span>: <span word="Friend">Friend</span> <span word="zoned">zoned</span>?</p><p> <span word="Larry">Larry</span>: <span word="Worse">Worse</span>. <span word="Acquaintance">Acquaintance</span> <span word="zoned">zoned</span>.</p><p> 乔什：你把莎拉约出来那事怎么样啦？</p><p> 拉里：糟透了。她对我一点兴趣也没有。</p><p> 乔什：她给你“好人卡”啦？/她想和你做普通朋友？</p><p> 拉里：比那更糟。连朋友也没得做。</p>
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