懒人的“飞机洗澡法”
<p> “昨天我很疲倦，无力做饭，无力洗脸，也无力上床睡觉……当当，懒不死我”——来自某日剧的插曲歌词。现在向懒人们介绍一种简便的“飞机洗澡法”（<span word="airplane">airplane</span> <span word="bath">bath</span>）。</p><p> </p><p> <span word="Airplane">Airplane</span> <span word="bath">bath</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="quick">quick</span> <span word="method">method</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="cleaning">cleaning</span> <span word="by">by</span> <span word="taking">taking</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="wet">wet</span> <span word="wash">wash</span> <span word="cloth">cloth</span> <span word="under">under</span> "<span word="each">each</span> <span word="wing">wing</span>" <span word="and">and</span> "<span word="the">the</span> <span word="tail">tail</span>"; <span word="meaning">meaning</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="armpits">armpits</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="crotch">crotch</span> <span word="region">region</span>.</p><p> “飞机洗澡法”是一种快速洗澡方法，即用湿毛巾在两腋和胯部区域擦一下完事。</p><p> <span word="Example">Example</span>:</p><p> <span word="Dude">Dude</span> 1: <span word="Hey">Hey</span>, <span word="are">are</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="going">going</span> <span word="out">out</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="us">us</span> <span word="tonight">tonight</span>?</p><p> <span word="Dude">Dude</span> 2: <span word="Yeah">Yeah</span>, <span word="man">man</span>. <span word="When">When</span>?</p><p> <span word="Dude">Dude</span> 1: <span word="In">In</span> <span word="about">about</span> <span word="five">five</span> <span word="minutes">minutes</span>.</p><p> <span word="Dude">Dude</span> 2: <span word="Oh">Oh</span> <span word="shit">shit</span>! <span word="I">I</span>'<span word="ll">ll</span> <span word="just">just</span> <span word="take">take</span> <span word="an">an</span> <span word="airplane">airplane</span> <span word="bath">bath</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="go">go</span>!</p><p> 甲：嘿，你今晚和我们一起出去吗？</p><p> 乙：当然了。啥时候啊？</p><p> 甲：大约五分钟后。</p><p> 乙：什么！我去“飞机洗澡”一下就走！</p>
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