美国人如何辨别中国人，你知道吗?(上)
<p>1、<span word="You">You</span> <span word="look">look</span> <span word="like">like</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="are">are</span> 18.</p><p>你看起来好像才18岁。(东方人普遍看起来比较年轻)</p><p>2、<span word="You">You</span> <span word="like">like</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="eat">eat</span> <span word="chicken">chicken</span> <span word="feet">feet</span>.</p><p>你喜欢吃鸡脚。</p><p>3、<span word="You">You</span> <span word="suck">suck</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="fish">fish</span> <span word="heads">heads</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="fish">fish</span> <span word="fins">fins</span>.</p><p>你吃鱼时会吸鱼头和鱼鳍。(他们都是直接切掉的)</p><p>4、<span word="You">You</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="Chinese">Chinese</span> <span word="knick">knick</span>-<span word="knack">knack</span> <span word="hanging">hanging</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="rear">rear</span> <span word="view">view</span> <span word="mirror">mirror</span>.</p><p>你的车子后视镜上会吊中国摆设。</p><p>5、<span word="You">You</span> <span word="sing">sing</span> <span word="karaoke">karaoke</span>.</p><p>你唱<span word="K">K</span>。(唐人街才有的玩意儿)</p><p>6、<span word="Your">Your</span> <span word="house">house</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="covered">covered</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="tile">tile</span>.</p><p>你的房子铺的是瓷砖。(老外都是木板)</p><p>7、<span word="Your">Your</span> <span word="kitchen">kitchen</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="covered">covered</span> <span word="by">by</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="sticky">sticky</span> <span word="film">film</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="grease">grease</span>.</p><p>你的厨房覆盖着一层厚厚的油脂。(爱炒东西的缘故)</p><p>8、<span word="Your">Your</span> <span word="stove">stove</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="covered">covered</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="aluminum">aluminum</span> <span word="foil">foil</span>.</p><p>你的炉子上面有铝箔。</p><p>9、<span word="You">You</span> <span word="leave">leave</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="plastic">plastic</span> <span word="covers">covers</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="remote">remote</span> <span word="control">control</span>.</p><p>你的遥控器外面包着塑料。</p><p>10、<span word="You">You</span>’<span word="ve">ve</span> <span word="never">never</span> <span word="kissed">kissed</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="mom">mom</span> <span word="or">or</span> <span word="dad">dad</span>.</p><p>你从没吻过你父母。(中国人谁这样啊?)</p><p>11、<span word="You">You</span>’<span word="ve">ve</span> <span word="never">never</span> <span word="hugged">hugged</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="mom">mom</span> <span word="or">or</span> <span word="dad">dad</span>.</p><p>你从没抱过你父母。(幼儿园时算不算?)</p><p>12、<span word="Your">Your</span> <span word="unassisted">unassisted</span> <span word="vision">vision</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="worse">worse</span> <span word="than">than</span> 20/500.</p>
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