囧吐槽：叫错名字这件小事儿
<p>1. <span word="For">For</span> <span word="anyone">anyone</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="unique">unique</span> <span word="name">name</span>, <span word="going">going</span> <span word="through">through</span> <span word="roll">roll</span> <span word="call">call</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="school">school</span> <span word="may">may</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="been">been</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="struggle">struggle</span>, <span word="especially">especially</span> <span word="when">when</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="teacher">teacher</span> <span word="butchers">butchers</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="name">name</span>.</p><p>1、凡是名字特别的，学校里碰到点名也许就是一场煎熬，尤其是老师乱叫你名字的时候。</p><p>2. <span word="It">It</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="annoying">annoying</span> <span word="when">when</span> <span word="said">said</span> <span word="teacher">teacher</span> <span word="attempts">attempts</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="call">call</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="something">something</span> <span word="other">other</span> <span word="than">than</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="given">given</span> <span word="name">name</span>.</p><p>2、老师不叫你的名字，却试图叫你些别名儿，实在烦心。</p><p>3. <span word="Then">Then</span> <span word="there">there</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="times">times</span> <span word="it">it</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="easier">easier</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="just">just</span> <span word="let">let</span> <span word="people">people</span> <span word="say">say</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="name">name</span> <span word="however">however</span> <span word="they">they</span> <span word="please">please</span> <span word="because">because</span> <span word="you">you</span>'<span word="re">re</span> <span word="exhausted">exhausted</span>.</p><p>3、有时候，随别人怎么乱叫你的名字，还能轻松些，因为你已经疲惫了。</p><p>4. <span word="In">In</span> <span word="fact">fact</span>, <span word="you">you</span>'<span word="d">d</span> <span word="probably">probably</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="rolling">rolling</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="dough">dough</span> <span word="if">if</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="were">were</span> <span word="rewarded">rewarded</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="monetary">monetary</span> <span word="compensationeach">compensationeach</span> <span word="time">time</span> <span word="someone">someone</span> <span word="mispronounced">mispronounced</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="name">name</span>.</p><p>4、事实上，要是每次别人叫错你的名字你就有金钱奖励的话，你估计早就赚得盆满钵满了。</p><p>5. <span word="You">You</span>'<span word="ve">ve</span> <span word="beenbombarded">beenbombarded</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="people">people</span> <span word="making">making</span> <span word="terrible">terrible</span> <span word="puns">puns</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="expense">expense</span>.</p><p>5、人们总爱拿你开涮，用你的名字玩些讨人厌的一语双关。</p><p>6. <span word="But">But</span> <span word="there">there</span> <span word="were">were</span> <span word="good">good</span> <span word="moments">moments</span> <span word="when">when</span> <span word="others">others</span> <span word="stood">stood</span> <span word="up">up</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="when">when</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="mattered">mattered</span> <span word="most">most</span>.</p><p>6、但也有好的时候，如果遇到叫错名字很要紧的情况，大家会一起为你站出来。</p>
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