双语美文：脸书教会我的七堂课
<p>1. <span word="My">My</span> <span word="sense">sense</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="humor">humor</span> (<span word="and">and</span> <span word="posts">posts</span> <span word="from">from</span> <span word="The">The</span> <span word="Onion">Onion</span>) <span word="are">are</span> <span word="not">not</span> <span word="universally">universally</span> <span word="understood">understood</span></p><p>我的幽默感(和洋葱资讯网上的帖子)不是所有人都理解</p><p><span word="I">I</span> <span word="think">think</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="am">am</span> <span word="pretty">pretty</span> <span word="funny">funny</span>. <span word="Sometimes">Sometimes</span>, <span word="I">I</span> <span word="wake">wake</span> <span word="myself">myself</span> <span word="up">up</span> <span word="laughing">laughing</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="things">things</span> <span word="I">I</span>'<span word="ve">ve</span> <span word="said">said</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="dream">dream</span>. <span word="If">If</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="had">had</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="say">say</span> <span word="what">what</span> <span word="one">one</span> <span word="quality">quality</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="would">would</span> <span word="want">want</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="entirety">entirety</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="life">life</span>, <span word="it">it</span> <span word="would">would</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="sense">sense</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="humor">humor</span> <span word="because">because</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="fun">fun</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="beautiful">beautiful</span>, <span word="even">even</span> <span word="when">when</span> (<span word="or">or</span> <span word="especially">especially</span> <span word="when">when</span>) <span word="you">you</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="old">old</span>. <span word="Just">Just</span> <span word="recently">recently</span>, <span word="I">I</span> <span word="posted">posted</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="wanted">wanted</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="pancake">pancake</span> <span word="flipper">flipper</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="new">new</span> <span word="Bisquick">Bisquick</span> <span word="World">World</span> <span word="Headquarters">Headquarters</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="Silicon">Silicon</span> <span word="Valley">Valley</span> (<span word="as">as</span> <span word="reported">reported</span> <span word="by">by</span> <span word="The">The</span> <span word="Onion">Onion</span>), <span word="and">and</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="mother">mother</span>, <span word="who">who</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="watching">watching</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="Midlife">Midlife</span> <span word="Exploration">Exploration</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="love">love</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="trepidation">trepidation</span>, <span word="thought">thought</span> <span word="this">this</span> <span word="might">might</span> <span word="just">just</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="true">true</span> <span word="goal">goal</span>. <span word="I">I</span> <span word="am">am</span> <span word="thinking">thinking</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="her">her</span> <span word="confusion">confusion</span> <span word="mostly">mostly</span> <span word="stemmed">stemmed</span> <span word="from">from</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="fact">fact</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="don">don</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="cook">cook</span>, <span word="but">but</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="had">had</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="face">face</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="reality">reality</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="am">am</span> <span word="not">not</span> <span word="always">always</span> <span word="all">all</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="universally">universally</span> <span word="funny">funny</span>.</p><p>我觉得自己很有意思，有时早上醒来我会因自己梦里说的话发笑。如果非要说有什么品质是我想一生拥有的，那就是幽默感，因为幽默感很有趣、很美好，甚至(尤其)在你老了的时候。最近，我发了一个帖子说我想在硅谷的<span word="Bisquick">Bisquick</span>世界总部当个煎饼小贩(洋葱资讯上发表了)，我妈妈正带着对我的爱和担忧看我的<span word="Midlife">Midlife</span> <span word="Exploration">Exploration</span>(直译：中年探索)，她还以为我真有这个目标。我想她的困惑主要是因为我不做饭，但我不得不承认我的幽默感并不总能得到普遍认可。</p>
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