趣味英语故事：好孩子(双语)
<p> <span word="A">A</span> <span word="Good">Good</span> <span word="Boy">Boy</span></p><p> <span word="Little">Little</span> <span word="Robert">Robert</span> <span word="asked">asked</span> <span word="his">his</span> <span word="mother">mother</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="two">two</span> <span word="cents">cents</span>. <span word="What">What</span> <span word="did">did</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="do">do</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="money">money</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="gave">gave</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="yesterday">yesterday</span>?</p><p> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="gave">gave</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="poor">poor</span> <span word="old">old</span> <span word="woman">woman</span>, <span word="he">he</span> <span word="answered">answered</span>.</p><p> <span word="Youre">Youre</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="good">good</span> <span word="boy">boy</span>, <span word="said">said</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="mother">mother</span> <span word="proudly">proudly</span>. <span word="Here">Here</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="two">two</span> <span word="cents">cents</span> <span word="more">more</span>. <span word="But">But</span> <span word="why">why</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="so">so</span> <span word="interested">interested</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="old">old</span> <span word="woman">woman</span>?</p><p> <span word="She">She</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="one">one</span> <span word="who">who</span> <span word="sells">sells</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="candy">candy</span>.</p><p> 好孩子</p><p> 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。</p><p> 昨天给你的钱干什么了?</p><p> 我给了一个可怜的老太婆，他回答说。 你真是个好孩子，妈妈骄傲地说。再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?</p><p> 她是个卖糖果的。</p><p> 趣味英语小故事：英语幽默4则</p><p> <span word="Boy">Boy</span>, <span word="why">why</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="got">got</span> <span word="cotton">cotton</span>-<span word="wool">wool</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="ear">ear</span>? <span word="Is">Is</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="infected">infected</span>? <span word="No">No</span>, <span word="sir">sir</span>, <span word="but">but</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="said">said</span> <span word="yesterday">yesterday</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="everything">everything</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="told">told</span> <span word="me">me</span> <span word="went">went</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="one">one</span> <span word="ear">ear</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="out">out</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="other">other</span> , <span word="so">so</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="am">am</span> <span word="trying">trying</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="stop">stop</span> <span word="it">it</span>.</p><p> 孩子，你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了吗?</p><p> 没有，老师。可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进，一个耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面。</p><p> <span word="Im">Im</span> <span word="sorry">sorry</span> ，<span word="Madam">Madam</span> ，<span word="but">but</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="shall">shall</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="charge">charge</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="twenty">twenty</span> <span word="dollars">dollars</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="pulling">pulling</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="boys">boys</span> <span word="tooth">tooth</span> .</p><p> <span word="Twenty">Twenty</span> <span word="d">d</span> <span word="ollars">ollars</span>! <span word="Why">Why</span> ，<span word="I">I</span> <span word="understand">understand</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="say">say</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="charged">charged</span> <span word="only">only</span> <span word="four">four</span> <span word="dollars">dollars</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="such">such</span> <span word="work">work</span>!</p>
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