趣味英语故事：卖扫帚的人和理发师(双语)
<p> <span word="The">The</span> <span word="Broom">Broom</span> <span word="Seller">Seller</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="Barber">Barber</span></p><p> <span word="A">A</span> <span word="man">man</span> <span word="who">who</span> <span word="sold">sold</span> <span word="brooms">brooms</span> <span word="went">went</span> <span word="into">into</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="barbers">barbers</span> <span word="shop">shop</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="get">get</span> <span word="shaved">shaved</span>. <span word="The">The</span> <span word="barber">barber</span> <span word="brought">brought</span> <span word="one">one</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="his">his</span> <span word="brooms">brooms</span>. <span word="After">After</span> <span word="he">he</span> <span word="had">had</span> <span word="shaved">shaved</span> <span word="him">him</span>, <span word="he">he</span> <span word="asked">asked</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="price">price</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="brooms">brooms</span>.</p><p> <span word="Two">Two</span> <span word="pence">pence</span>, <span word="said">said</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="man">man</span>.</p><p> <span word="No">No</span>, <span word="no">no</span>, <span word="said">said</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="barber">barber</span>. <span word="I">I</span> <span word="will">will</span> <span word="give">give</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="penny">penny</span>, <span word="and">and</span> <span word="if">if</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="dont">dont</span> <span word="think">think</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="enough">enough</span>, <span word="you">you</span> <span word="may">may</span> <span word="take">take</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="broom">broom</span> <span word="back">back</span>!</p><p> <span word="The">The</span> <span word="man">man</span> <span word="took">took</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="asked">asked</span> <span word="what">what</span> <span word="he">he</span> <span word="had">had</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="pay">pay</span> <span word="his">his</span> <span word="shave">shave</span>.</p><p> <span word="A">A</span> <span word="penny">penny</span>, <span word="said">said</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="barber">barber</span>.</p><p> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="will">will</span> <span word="give">give</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="half">half</span> <span word="penny">penny</span>, <span word="and">and</span> <span word="if">if</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="not">not</span> <span word="enough">enough</span>, <span word="you">you</span> <span word="may">may</span> <span word="put">put</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="beard">beard</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="again">again</span>.</p><p> 卖扫帚的人和理发师</p><p> 一个卖扫帚的人去理发店修面。理发师从他那里买了一把扫帚。当理发师给他修面后，问一下他扫帚的价格。</p><p> 买扫帚的人说：两个便士。</p><p> 不，不。理发师说： 我只出一个便士，如果你认为不狗的话，可以把扫帚拿回去。</p><p> 卖扫帚的人拿回了扫帚，随后问修面要付多少钱。</p><p> 一便士。理发师说。</p><p> 卖扫帚的人说：我给你半个便士，如果不狗的话，请把我的胡子还给我。</p>
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