趣味英语故事：吹牛大赛 比父母(双语)
<p> <span word="An">An</span> <span word="Army">Army</span> <span word="brat">brat</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="boasting">boasting</span> <span word="about">about</span> <span word="his">his</span> <span word="father">father</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="Navy">Navy</span> <span word="brat">brat</span>.</p><p> <span word="My">My</span> <span word="dad">dad</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="an">an</span> <span word="engineer">engineer</span>. <span word="He">He</span> <span word="can">can</span> <span word="do">do</span> <span word="everything">everything</span>. <span word="Do">Do</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="know">know</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="Alps">Alps</span>?</p><p> <span word="Yes">Yes</span>, <span word="said">said</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="Navy">Navy</span> <span word="brat">brat</span>.</p><p> <span word="My">My</span> <span word="dad">dad</span> <span word="has">has</span> <span word="built">built</span> <span word="them">them</span>.</p><p> <span word="Then">Then</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="naval">naval</span> <span word="kid">kid</span> <span word="spoke">spoke</span>: <span word="And">And</span> <span word="do">do</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="know">know</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="Dead">Dead</span> <span word="Sea">Sea</span>?</p><p> <span word="Yes">Yes</span>.</p><p> <span word="Its">Its</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="dad">dad</span> <span word="whos">whos</span> <span word="killed">killed</span> <span word="it">it</span>!</p><p> 一个年轻的陆军士兵跟一个海军士兵吹牛，说他爸多么了不起。</p><p> 我爸是个工程师。他什么都会。你知道阿尔卑斯山么?</p><p> 知道，海军说</p><p> 我爸建的。</p><p> 年轻的海军说：那你知道死海么?</p><p> 知道。</p><p> 那可是我爸弄死的</p><p> <span word="brat">brat</span> 乳臭未干的小孩，小屁孩</p>
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