A Practical Joke
<p> 《365个英语小故事》:实用简洁的小故事，都是日常生活小故事，在学习英语的同时了解美国文化，循序渐进，轻松掌握。</p><p> <span word="On">On</span> <span word="craigslist">craigslist</span>.<span word="com">com</span>, <span word="a">a</span> <span word="Sheldon">Sheldon</span> <span word="wrote">wrote</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="he">he</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="moving">moving</span>. <span word="Im">Im</span> <span word="starting">starting</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="new">new</span> <span word="life">life</span>, <span word="and">and</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="dont">dont</span> <span word="want">want</span> <span word="anything">anything</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="reminds">reminds</span> <span word="me">me</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="old">old</span> <span word="life">life</span>, <span word="Sheldon">Sheldon</span> <span word="announced">announced</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="website">website</span>. <span word="Giving">Giving</span> <span word="his">his</span> <span word="address">address</span>, <span word="he">he</span> <span word="invited">invited</span> <span word="everyone">everyone</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="visit">visit</span> <span word="his">his</span> <span word="apartment">apartment</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="April">April</span> 19 <span word="from">from</span> 8 <span word="to">to</span> <span word="noon">noon</span>: <span word="Take">Take</span> <span word="whatever">whatever</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="want">want</span>; <span word="its">its</span> <span word="all">all</span> <span word="free">free</span>.</p><p> <span word="When">When</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="real">real</span> <span word="Sheldon">Sheldon</span> <span word="returned">returned</span> <span word="from">from</span> <span word="his">his</span> <span word="morning">morning</span> <span word="shift">shift</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="hospital">hospital</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="day">day</span>, <span word="he">he</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="surprised">surprised</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="find">find</span> <span word="his">his</span> <span word="apartment">apartment</span> <span word="door">door</span> <span word="unlocked">unlocked</span>. <span word="He">He</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="shocked">shocked</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="find">find</span> <span word="his">his</span> <span word="apartment">apartment</span> <span word="stripped">stripped</span> <span word="clean">clean</span>. <span word="Ive">Ive</span> <span word="been">been</span> <span word="robbed">robbed</span>, <span word="he">he</span> <span word="thought">thought</span>. <span word="He">He</span> <span word="knocked">knocked</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="his">his</span> <span word="neighbors">neighbors</span> <span word="door">door</span>.</p><p> <span word="Virgil">Virgil</span> <span word="told">told</span> <span word="Sheldon">Sheldon</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="he">he</span> <span word="had">had</span> <span word="seen">seen</span> <span word="strangers">strangers</span> <span word="coming">coming</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="going">going</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="morning">morning</span>. <span word="When">When</span> <span word="Virgil">Virgil</span> <span word="asked">asked</span> <span word="them">them</span> <span word="what">what</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="going">going</span> <span word="on">on</span>, <span word="one">one</span> <span word="said">said</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="Sheldon">Sheldon</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="giving">giving</span> <span word="all">all</span> <span word="his">his</span> <span word="belongings">belongings</span> <span word="away">away</span>. <span word="I">I</span> <span word="wish">wish</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="had">had</span> <span word="told">told</span> <span word="me">me</span>, <span word="Virgil">Virgil</span> <span word="said">said</span>. <span word="When">When</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="went">went</span> <span word="into">into</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="apartment">apartment</span>, <span word="there">there</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="nothing">nothing</span> <span word="good">good</span> <span word="left">left</span>.</p><p> <span word="Sheldon">Sheldon</span> <span word="explained">explained</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="he">he</span> <span word="hadnt">hadnt</span> <span word="told">told</span> <span word="Virgil">Virgil</span> <span word="about">about</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="giveaway">giveaway</span> <span word="because">because</span> <span word="he">he</span> <span word="hadnt">hadnt</span> <span word="known">known</span> <span word="about">about</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="himself">himself</span>. <span word="Virgil">Virgil</span> <span word="said">said</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="he">he</span> <span word="saw">saw</span> <span word="Pamela">Pamela</span> <span word="inside">inside</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="apartment">apartment</span>; <span word="she">she</span> <span word="seemed">seemed</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="charge">charge</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="things">things</span>. <span word="My">My</span> <span word="ex">ex</span>-<span word="girlfriend">girlfriend</span> <span word="Pamela">Pamela</span>? <span word="Sheldon">Sheldon</span> <span word="asked">asked</span>. <span word="My">My</span> <span word="angry">angry</span> <span word="ex">ex</span>-<span word="girlfriend">girlfriend</span> <span word="Pamela">Pamela</span>?</p><p> <span word="Ex">Ex</span>? <span word="When">When</span> <span word="did">did</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="two">two</span> <span word="break">break</span> <span word="up">up</span>? <span word="Virgil">Virgil</span> <span word="asked">asked</span>.</p><p> <span word="They">They</span> <span word="had">had</span> <span word="dated">dated</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="two">two</span> <span word="years">years</span>. <span word="Pamela">Pamela</span> <span word="had">had</span> <span word="left">left</span> <span word="him">him</span> <span word="just">just</span> <span word="recently">recently</span>. <span word="She">She</span> <span word="had">had</span> <span word="seen">seen</span> <span word="Sheldon">Sheldon</span> <span word="standing">standing</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="woman">woman</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="parking">parking</span> <span word="lot">lot</span>. <span word="Sheldon">Sheldon</span> <span word="had">had</span> <span word="told">told</span> <span word="her">her</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="only">only</span> <span word="his">his</span> <span word="coworker">coworker</span>. <span word="Your">Your</span> <span word="coworker">coworker</span>? <span word="Is">Is</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="normal">normal</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="coworkers">coworkers</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="kiss">kiss</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="parking">parking</span> <span word="lot">lot</span>? <span word="Pamela">Pamela</span> <span word="asked">asked</span>. <span word="Sheldon">Sheldon</span> <span word="said">said</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="he">he</span> <span word="wasnt">wasnt</span> <span word="kissing">kissing</span> <span word="his">his</span> <span word="coworker">coworker</span>. <span word="She">She</span> <span word="had">had</span> <span word="simply">simply</span> <span word="asked">asked</span> <span word="him">him</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="smell">smell</span> <span word="her">her</span> <span word="breath">breath</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="sure">sure</span> <span word="her">her</span> <span word="breath">breath</span> <span word="smelled">smelled</span> <span word="okay">okay</span>. <span word="She">She</span> <span word="had">had</span> <span word="eaten">eaten</span> <span word="garlic">garlic</span> <span word="bread">bread</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="lunch">lunch</span>.</p>
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