文化百科:美国50州的座右铭
阿拉巴马州：是的，我们有电!<span word="Alaska">Alaska</span>: 11,623 <span word="Eskimos">Eskimos</span> <span word="Cant">Cant</span> <span word="Be">Be</span> <span word="Wrong">Wrong</span>!阿拉斯加州：一万一千六百二十三名爱斯基摩人是不会错的!<span word="Arizona">Arizona</span>: <span word="But">But</span> <span word="Its">Its</span> <span word="A">A</span> <span word="Dry">Dry</span> <span word="Heat">Heat</span>亚利桑那州：可是，这里的热是燥热呀!<span word="Arkansas">Arkansas</span>: <span word="Literacy">Literacy</span> <span word="Aint">Aint</span> <span word="Everything">Everything</span>阿肯色州：有文化并不能代表一切!<span word="California">California</span>: <span word="By">By</span> 30, <span word="Our">Our</span> <span word="Women">Women</span> <span word="Have">Have</span> <span word="More">More</span> <span word="Plastic">Plastic</span> <span word="Than">Than</span> <span word="Your">Your</span> <span word="Honda">Honda</span>加利福尼亚州：到30岁的时候，我们的妇女使用的整形塑胶的数量将会超过本田公司塑料用量的总和。<span word="Colorado">Colorado</span>: <span word="If">If</span> <span word="You">You</span> <span word="Dont">Dont</span> <span word="Ski">Ski</span>, <span word="Dont">Dont</span> <span word="Bother">Bother</span>科索拉多州：如果你连滑雪都不会，那么请别来打扰我好吗?<span word="Connecticut">Connecticut</span>: <span word="Like">Like</span> <span word="Massachusetts">Massachusetts</span>, <span word="Only">Only</span> <span word="The">The</span> <span word="Kennedys">Kennedys</span> <span word="Dont">Dont</span> <span word="Own">Own</span> <span word="It">It</span> <span word="Yet">Yet</span>康涅狄格州：和马萨诸塞州几乎没什么区别，只是肯尼迪家族还没有拥有它。<span word="Delaware">Delaware</span>: <span word="We">We</span> <span word="Really">Really</span> <span word="Do">Do</span> <span word="Like">Like</span> <span word="The">The</span> <span word="Chemicals">Chemicals</span> <span word="In">In</span> <span word="Our">Our</span> <span word="Water">Water</span>特拉华州：我们真得很不喜欢我们的水源中携带的化学物质。<span word="Florida">Florida</span>: <span word="Ask">Ask</span> <span word="Us">Us</span> <span word="About">About</span> <span word="Our">Our</span> <span word="Grandkids">Grandkids</span>佛罗里达州：问问关于我们的孙子孙女的事情吧。<span word="Georgia">Georgia</span>: <span word="We">We</span> <span word="Put">Put</span> <span word="The">The</span> <span word="Fun">Fun</span> <span word="In">In</span> <span word="Fundamentalist">Fundamentalist</span> <span word="Extremism">Extremism</span>乔治亚州：我们给极端的正统基督教信仰注入了一些“有趣的东西”。<span word="Hawaii">Hawaii</span>: <span word="Haka">Haka</span> <span word="Tiki">Tiki</span> <span word="Mou">Mou</span> <span word="Shaami">Shaami</span> <span word="Leeki">Leeki</span> <span word="Toru">Toru</span> (<span word="Death">Death</span> <span word="To">To</span> <span word="Mainland">Mainland</span> <span word="Scum">Scum</span>, <span word="But">But</span> <span word="Leave">Leave</span> <span word="Your">Your</span> <span word="Money">Money</span>)夏威夷州：让美国大陆上的那些无用之辈去死吧，不过记得把你们的金钱留下。<span word="Idaho">Idaho</span>: <span word="More">More</span> <span word="Than">Than</span> <span word="Just">Just</span> <span word="Potatoes">Potatoes</span>... <span word="Well">Well</span> <span word="Okay">Okay</span>, <span word="Were">Were</span> <span word="Not">Not</span>, <span word="But">But</span> <span word="The">The</span> <span word="Potatoes">Potatoes</span> <span word="Sure">Sure</span> <span word="Are">Are</span> <span word="Real">Real</span> <span word="Good">Good</span>爱达荷州：这不仅仅是马铃薯的问题......好吧好吧，我们不是这个意思，不过马铃薯绝对是真正的好东西!<span word="Illinois">Illinois</span>: <span word="Please">Please</span> <span word="Dont">Dont</span> <span word="Pronounce">Pronounce</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="S">S</span>伊利诺斯州：拜托，我们州名最后那个字母<span word="S">S</span>不需要发音!<span word="Indiana">Indiana</span>: 2 <span word="Billion">Billion</span> <span word="Years">Years</span> <span word="Tidal">Tidal</span> <span word="Wave">Wave</span> <span word="Free">Free</span>印第安纳州：20亿年过去了，潮汐带来的波浪还是那么自由自在!<span word="Iowa">Iowa</span>: <span word="We">We</span> <span word="Do">Do</span> <span word="Amazing">Amazing</span> <span word="Things">Things</span> <span word="With">With</span> <span word="Corn">Corn</span>爱荷华州：我们能用玉米做惊天动地的大事儿!<span word="Kansas">Kansas</span>: <span word="First">First</span> <span word="Of">Of</span> <span word="The">The</span> <span word="Rectangle">Rectangle</span> <span word="States">States</span>堪萨斯州：在所有长方形的州中，我们是一个<span word="Kentucky">Kentucky</span>: <span word="Five">Five</span> <span word="Million">Million</span> <span word="People">People</span>; <span word="Fifteen">Fifteen</span> <span word="Last">Last</span> <span word="Names">Names</span>肯塔基州：我们有500万人口，但所有这些人只有15个姓!<span word="Louisiana">Louisiana</span>: <span word="Were">Were</span> <span word="Not">Not</span> <span word="ALL">ALL</span> <span word="Drunk">Drunk</span> <span word="Cajun">Cajun</span> <span word="Wackos">Wackos</span>, <span word="But">But</span> <span word="Thats">Thats</span> <span word="Our">Our</span> <span word="Tourism">Tourism</span> <span word="Campaign">Campaign</span>路易斯安纳州：我们可不全是疯疯癫癫的法国移民后裔，那不过是我们的宣传活动罢了。<span word="Maine">Maine</span>: <span word="Were">Were</span> <span word="Really">Really</span> <span word="Cold">Cold</span>, <span word="But">But</span> <span word="We">We</span> <span word="Have">Have</span> <span word="Cheap">Cheap</span> <span word="Lobster">Lobster</span>缅因州：我们真得很冷，但我们的龙虾很便宜。<span word="Maryland">Maryland</span>: <span word="If">If</span> <span word="You">You</span> <span word="Can">Can</span> <span word="Dream">Dream</span> <span word="It">It</span>, <span word="We">We</span> <span word="Can">Can</span> <span word="Tax">Tax</span> <span word="It">It</span>马里兰州：只要是你能想到的事情，我们就能对其征税!<span word="Massachusetts">Massachusetts</span>: <span word="Our">Our</span> <span word="Taxes">Taxes</span> <span word="Are">Are</span> <span word="Lower">Lower</span> <span word="Than">Than</span> <span word="Swedens">Swedens</span> (<span word="For">For</span> <span word="Most">Most</span> <span word="Tax">Tax</span> <span word="Brackets">Brackets</span>)马萨诸塞州：我们征收的税金可没有瑞典人那么高(对于大多数的税级来说是这样)。<span word="Michigan">Michigan</span>: <span word="First">First</span> <span word="Line">Line</span> <span word="Of">Of</span> <span word="Defense">Defense</span> <span word="From">From</span> <span word="The">The</span> <span word="Canadians">Canadians</span>密歇根州：如果加拿大人发起进攻，我们将是第一道防线!<span word="Minnesota">Minnesota</span>: 10,000 <span word="Lakes">Lakes</span>... <span word="And">And</span> 10,000,000,000,000 <span word="Mosquitoes">Mosquitoes</span>明尼苏达州：我们有一万个湖泊......还有10万亿只蚊子!<span word="Mississippi">Mississippi</span>: <span word="Come">Come</span> <span word="And">And</span> <span word="Feel">Feel</span> <span word="Better">Better</span> <span word="About">About</span> <span word="Your">Your</span> <span word="Own">Own</span> <span word="State">State</span>密西西比州：来吧，对你自己的州感觉好一点儿!<span word="Missouri">Missouri</span>: <span word="Your">Your</span> <span word="Federal">Federal</span> <span word="Flood">Flood</span> <span word="Relief">Relief</span> <span word="Tax">Tax</span> <span word="Dollars">Dollars</span> <span word="At">At</span> <span word="Work">Work</span>密苏里州：你所缴纳的联邦洪灾救济税款能够排上用场。<span word="Montana">Montana</span>: <span word="Land">Land</span> <span word="Of">Of</span> <span word="The">The</span> <span word="Big">Big</span> <span word="Sky">Sky</span>, <span word="The">The</span> <span word="Unabomber">Unabomber</span>, <span word="Right">Right</span>-<span word="Wing">Wing</span> <span word="Crazies">Crazies</span>, <span word="And">And</span> <span word="Very">Very</span> <span word="Little">Little</span> <span word="Else">Else</span>蒙大纳州：这片土地上到处都是大片的天空、邮寄炸弹的恐怖分子和狂热的右翼分子，除此之外几乎一无所有!<span word="Nebraska">Nebraska</span>: <span word="Ask">Ask</span> <span word="About">About</span> <span word="Our">Our</span> <span word="State">State</span> <span word="Motto">Motto</span> <span word="Contest">Contest</span>内部拉斯加州：问问关于我们州座右铭大赛的事情吧。<span word="Nevada">Nevada</span>: <span word="Hookers">Hookers</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="Poker">Poker</span>!内华达州：红灯区里拉客的娼妓，当然还有纸牌游戏!<span word="New">New</span> <span word="Hampshire">Hampshire</span>: <span word="Go">Go</span> <span word="Away">Away</span> <span word="And">And</span> <span word="Leave">Leave</span> <span word="Us">Us</span> <span word="Alone">Alone</span>新罕布什尔州：走远点儿，让我们安静会儿!<span word="New">New</span> <span word="Jersey">Jersey</span>: <span word="You">You</span> <span word="Want">Want</span> <span word="A">A</span> ##$%##! <span word="Motto">Motto</span>? <span word="I">I</span> <span word="Got">Got</span> <span word="Yer">Yer</span> ##$%##! <span word="Motto">Motto</span> <span word="Right">Right</span> <span word="Here">Here</span>!新泽西州：你们想要一个很那个的座右铭是吗?好吧，这就是我给你们找的很那个的座右铭!<span word="New">New</span> <span word="Mexico">Mexico</span>: <span word="Lizards">Lizards</span> <span word="Make">Make</span> <span word="Excellent">Excellent</span> <span word="Pets">Pets</span>新墨西哥州：蜥蜴可是非常非常不错的宠物啊!<span word="New">New</span> <span word="York">York</span>: <span word="You">You</span> <span word="Have">Have</span> <span word="The">The</span> <span word="Right">Right</span> <span word="To">To</span> <span word="Remain">Remain</span> <span word="Silent">Silent</span>, <span word="You">You</span> <span word="Have">Have</span> <span word="The">The</span> <span word="Right">Right</span> <span word="To">To</span> <span word="An">An</span> <span word="Attorney">Attorney</span>...纽约州：你有权保持沉默，你也有权成为一名律师...<span word="North">North</span> <span word="Carolina">Carolina</span>: <span word="Tobacco">Tobacco</span> <span word="Is">Is</span> <span word="A">A</span> <span word="Vegetable">Vegetable</span>北卡罗来纳州：难道烟草不是一种蔬菜吗?<span word="North">North</span> <span word="Dakota">Dakota</span>: <span word="We">We</span> <span word="Really">Really</span> <span word="Are">Are</span> <span word="One">One</span> <span word="Of">Of</span> <span word="The">The</span> 50 <span word="States">States</span>!北达科他州：我们真得是美国的五十个州之一!<span word="Ohio">Ohio</span>: <span word="At">At</span> <span word="Least">Least</span> <span word="Were">Were</span> <span word="Not">Not</span> <span word="Michigan">Michigan</span>俄亥俄州：最起码我们不是密歇根州。<span word="Oklahoma">Oklahoma</span>: <span word="Like">Like</span> <span word="The">The</span> <span word="Play">Play</span>, <span word="Only">Only</span> <span word="No">No</span> <span word="Singing">Singing</span>俄克拉荷马州：和演出很相似，只是没有歌声!<span word="Oregon">Oregon</span>: <span word="Spotted">Spotted</span> <span word="Owl">Owl</span>... <span word="Its">Its</span> <span word="Whats">Whats</span> <span word="For">For</span> <span word="Dinner">Dinner</span>俄勒冈州：斑点猫头鹰...它就是我们的晚饭。<span word="Pennsylvania">Pennsylvania</span>: <span word="Cook">Cook</span> <span word="With">With</span> <span word="Coal">Coal</span>宾夕法尼亚州：烹饪要用煤做燃料。<span word="Rhode">Rhode</span> <span word="Island">Island</span>: <span word="Were">Were</span> <span word="Not">Not</span> <span word="REALLY">REALLY</span> <span word="An">An</span> <span word="Island">Island</span>罗得岛州：我们真得不是一个岛屿!<span word="South">South</span> <span word="Carolina">Carolina</span>: <span word="Remember">Remember</span> <span word="The">The</span> <span word="Civil">Civil</span> <span word="War">War</span>? <span word="We">We</span> <span word="Didnt">Didnt</span> <span word="Actually">Actually</span> <span word="Surrender">Surrender</span>南卡罗来纳州：还记得南北战争吗?事实上我们并没有投降!<span word="South">South</span> <span word="Dakota">Dakota</span>: <span word="Closer">Closer</span> <span word="Than">Than</span> <span word="North">North</span> <span word="Dakota">Dakota</span>南达科他州：比北达科他州要近一些。<span word="Tennessee">Tennessee</span>: <span word="The">The</span> <span word="Educashun">Educashun</span> <span word="State">State</span>田纳西州：“教育”之州!<span word="Texas">Texas</span>: <span word="Si">Si</span> <span word="Hablo">Hablo</span> <span word="Ingles">Ingles</span> (<span word="Yes">Yes</span>, <span word="I">I</span> <span word="Speak">Speak</span> <span word="English">English</span>)得克萨斯州：是的，我会说英语。<span word="Utah">Utah</span>: <span word="Our">Our</span> <span word="Jesus">Jesus</span> <span word="Is">Is</span> <span word="Better">Better</span> <span word="Than">Than</span> <span word="Your">Your</span> <span word="Jesus">Jesus</span>犹他州：我们的耶稣比你们的耶稣更好!<span word="Vermont">Vermont</span>: <span word="Yep">Yep</span>佛蒙特州：是啊!<span word="Virginia">Virginia</span>: <span word="Who">Who</span> <span word="Says">Says</span> <span word="Government">Government</span> <span word="Stiffs">Stiffs</span> <span word="And">And</span> <span word="Slackjaw">Slackjaw</span> <span word="Yokels">Yokels</span> <span word="Dont">Dont</span> <span word="Mix">Mix</span>?弗吉尼亚州：谁说那些刻板的政府官员不能和懒散的乡下人混为一谈?<span word="Washington">Washington</span>: <span word="Help">Help</span>! <span word="Were">Were</span> <span word="Overrun">Overrun</span> <span word="By">By</span> <span word="Nerds">Nerds</span> <span word="And">And</span> <span word="Slackers">Slackers</span>!华盛顿州：救命呀!我们这里的蠢货和懒鬼已经泛滥成灾了!<span word="Washington">Washington</span>, <span word="D">D</span>.<span word="C">C</span>.: <span word="Wanna">Wanna</span> <span word="Be">Be</span> <span word="Mayor">Mayor</span>?华盛顿特区：嗨，想当市长吗?<span word="West">West</span> <span word="Virginia">Virginia</span>: <span word="One">One</span> <span word="Big">Big</span> <span word="Happy">Happy</span> <span word="Family">Family</span>... <span word="Really">Really</span>!西弗吉尼亚州：一个幸福的大家庭...真得，没骗你!<span word="Wisconsin">Wisconsin</span>: <span word="Come">Come</span> <span word="Cut">Cut</span> <span word="The">The</span> <span word="Cheese">Cheese</span>威斯康星州：来切些奶酪了!<span word="Wyoming">Wyoming</span>: <span word="Where">Where</span> <span word="Men">Men</span> <span word="Are">Are</span> <span word="Men">Men</span>... <span word="and">and</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="sheep">sheep</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="scared">scared</span>!怀俄明州：这里的男人都是男子汉...胆小鬼只有害怕的份儿!</p>
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