09PETS二级考试精品阅读文章11
<p> 采购过早</p><p> 那天是圣诞节，法官在审讯犯人时也有点恻隐之心。你为什么而被起诉？他问。</p><p> 采购圣诞节物品过早。被告答。</p><p> 这不算犯法，法官回答，你购物多早？</p><p> 在商店开门之前，犯人应道。</p><p> <span word="Early">Early</span> <span word="Shopper">Shopper</span></p><p> <span word="It">It</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="Christmas">Christmas</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="judge">judge</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="benevolent">benevolent</span> <span word="mood">mood</span> <span word="as">as</span> <span word="he">he</span> <span word="questioned">questioned</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="prisoner">prisoner</span>. <span word="What">What</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="charged">charged</span> <span word="with">with</span>? <span word="he">he</span> <span word="asked">asked</span>.</p><p> <span word="Doing">Doing</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="early">early</span>, <span word="replied">replied</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="defendant">defendant</span>.</p><p> <span word="That">That</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="no">no</span> <span word="offense">offense</span>, <span word="replied">replied</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="judge">judge</span>, <span word="How">How</span> <span word="early">early</span> <span word="were">were</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="doing">doing</span> <span word="this">this</span> <span word="shopping">shopping</span>?</p><p> <span word="Before">Before</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="store">store</span> <span word="opened">opened</span>, <span word="countered">countered</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="prisoner">prisoner</span>.</p>
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