贱口语：《美国偶像》评委如何损人？
<p> 1. <span word="it">it</span> <span word="sounded">sounded</span> <span word="like">like</span> <span word="cats">cats</span> <span word="jumping">jumping</span> <span word="off">off</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="empire">empire</span> <span word="state">state</span> <span word="building">building</span>.</p><p> 听上去像一只猫从帝国大厦上跳下来。</p><p> 2. <span word="Im">Im</span> <span word="going">going</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="reach">reach</span> <span word="out">out</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="hook">hook</span> <span word="if">if</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="dont">dont</span> <span word="shut">shut</span> <span word="up">up</span>.</p><p> 如果你再不闭嘴我就向里面甩个鱼钩。</p><p> 3. <span word="If">If</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="had">had</span> <span word="lived">lived</span> 2,<span word="ooo">ooo</span> <span word="years">years</span> <span word="ago">ago</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="sing">sing</span> <span word="like">like</span> <span word="that">that</span> ,<span word="I">I</span> <span word="think">think</span> <span word="they">they</span> <span word="would">would</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="stored">stored</span> <span word="you">you</span>.</p><p> 如果你生活在2000年前，唱成这样，人们会向你扔石头。</p><p> 4. <span word="You">You</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="just">just</span> <span word="invented">invented</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="new">new</span> <span word="form">form</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="torture">torture</span>.</p><p> 你发明了一种折磨人的新手段。</p><p> 5. <span word="There">There</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="only">only</span> <span word="too">too</span> <span word="much">much</span> <span word="punishment">punishment</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="human">human</span> <span word="can">can</span> <span word="take">take</span> . <span word="I">I</span> <span word="can">can</span> <span word="not">not</span> <span word="take">take</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="anymore">anymore</span>.</p><p> 人们能承受的惩罚是有限的，我再也无法忍受了。</p><p> 6. <span word="It">It</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="beautiful">beautiful</span> <span word="song">song</span> <span word="when">when</span> <span word="youre">youre</span> <span word="not">not</span> <span word="singing">singing</span> <span word="it">it</span>.</p><p> 你不唱它的时候它是首好歌。</p><p> 7. <span word="You">You</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="like">like</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="little">little</span> <span word="hamster">hamster</span> <span word="trying">trying</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="tiger">tiger</span>.</p><p> 你就像一只想做大老虎的小仓鼠。</p><p> 8. <span word="I">I</span> <span word="think">think</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="looked">looked</span> <span word="as">as</span> <span word="if">if</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="were">were</span> <span word="half">half</span>-<span word="asleep">asleep</span> <span word="through">through</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="song">song</span>.</p><p> 你唱歌的时候，看起来处在半睡眠状态。</p><p> 9. <span word="I">I</span> <span word="could">could</span> <span word="not">not</span> <span word="understand">understand</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="single">single</span> <span word="word">word</span> .<span word="you">you</span> <span word="could">could</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="been">been</span> <span word="singing">singing</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="Norwegian">Norwegian</span>.</p><p> 我一个词都听不懂!你一定是在用挪威语唱吧。</p><p> 10. <span word="Its">Its</span> <span word="like">like</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="were">were</span> <span word="drunk">drunk</span>. <span word="Im">Im</span> <span word="not">not</span> <span word="talking">talking</span> <span word="one">one</span> <span word="or">or</span> <span word="two">two</span> <span word="bottles">bottles</span>, <span word="Im">Im</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="talking">talking</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="crate">crate</span>.</p>
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