老外损人的英语绝句
<p> 1. <span word="Got">Got</span> <span word="into">into</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="gene">gene</span> <span word="pool">pool</span> <span word="while">while</span> <span word="lifeguard">lifeguard</span> <span word="wasntwatching">wasntwatching</span>。</p><p> 他肯定是趁救生员不备，跳进基因池。</p><p> 2. <span word="A">A</span> <span word="room">room</span> <span word="temperature">temperature</span> <span word="IQ">IQ</span>。</p><p> <span word="IQ">IQ</span>值简直和室温一样高。</p><p> 3. <span word="During">During</span> <span word="evolution">evolution</span>, <span word="his">his</span> <span word="ancestors">ancestors</span> <span word="were">were</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="controlgroup">controlgroup</span>。</p><p> 进化时，他的祖先肯定是当权派。(要不是走后门，他怎么有机会进化成人?)</p><p> 4. <span word="Has">Has</span> <span word="two">two</span> <span word="brains">brains</span>; <span word="one">one</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="lost">lost</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="other">other</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="out">out</span> <span word="lookingfor">lookingfor</span> <span word="it">it</span>。</p><p> 他有两个大脑，一个丢了，另一个去找去了。</p><p> 5. <span word="Hes">Hes</span> <span word="so">so</span> <span word="dense">dense</span>, <span word="the">the</span> <span word="light">light</span> <span word="bends">bends</span> <span word="around">around</span> <span word="his">his</span>。</p><p> 他太蠢了，光碰到他多要拐向走。</p><p> 6. <span word="If">If</span> <span word="he">he</span> <span word="were">were</span> <span word="any">any</span> <span word="more">more</span> <span word="stupid">stupid</span>, <span word="hed">hed</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="watered">watered</span> <span word="twice">twice</span> <span word="aweek">aweek</span>。</p><p> 如果他再笨点儿，就要一周给他浇两次水了。(把他当植物来看了。)</p><p> 7. <span word="Some">Some</span> <span word="drink">drink</span> <span word="from">from</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="fountain">fountain</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="knowledge">knowledge</span>, <span word="but">but</span> <span word="he">he</span> <span word="justgargled">justgargled</span>。</p><p> 人家畅饮智慧之泉，他只是拿来漱了漱口。</p><p> 8. <span word="It">It</span> <span word="takes">takes</span> <span word="him">him</span> <span word="an">an</span>-<span word="hour">hour</span>-<span word="and">and</span>-<span word="a">a</span>-<span word="half">half</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="watch">watch</span> 60<span word="Minutes">Minutes</span>。</p><p> 他要花一个半小时来观察一个小时。</p><p> 9. <span word="He">He</span> <span word="sets">sets</span> <span word="low">low</span> <span word="personal">personal</span> <span word="standards">standards</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="then">then</span> <span word="consistently">consistently</span> <span word="failto">failto</span> <span word="achieve">achieve</span> <span word="them">them</span>。</p><p> 他给自己设定的标准很低，但每次还是达不到。</p>
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