让人吐血的中式英语
<p> 1.<span word="u">u</span> <span word="ask">ask</span> <span word="me">me</span>,<span word="i">i</span> <span word="ask">ask</span> <span word="who">who</span>?</p><p> 你问我，我问谁?</p><p> 2.<span word="if">if</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="no">no</span> <span word="three">three</span> <span word="no">no</span> <span word="four">four</span>,<span word="i">i</span> <span word="will">will</span> <span word="give">give</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="color">color</span> <span word="see">see</span> <span word="see">see</span></p><p> 如果你不三不四，我就给你点颜色看看</p><p> 3.<span word="you">you</span> <span word="dont">dont</span> <span word="bird">bird</span> <span word="me">me</span>,<span word="I">I</span> <span word="dont">dont</span> <span word="bird">bird</span> <span word="you">you</span></p><p> 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你</p><p> 4.<span word="you">you</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="seed">seed</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="will">will</span> <span word="give">give</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="some">some</span> <span word="color">color</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="see">see</span> <span word="see">see</span>, <span word="brothers">brothers</span> !</p><p> <span word="together">together</span> <span word="up">up</span> !</p><p> 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上!</p><p> 5.<span word="hello">hello</span> <span word="everybody">everybody</span>! <span word="if">if</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="something">something</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="say">say</span>,<span word="then">then</span> <span word="say">say</span>!<span word="if">if</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="have">have</span></p><p> <span word="nothing">nothing</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="say">say</span>,<span word="go">go</span> <span word="home">home</span>!!</p><p> 有事起奏，无事退朝</p><p> 6.<span word="you">you</span> <span word="me">me</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="me">me</span></p><p> 彼此彼此</p><p> 7.<span word="You">You</span> <span word="Give">Give</span> <span word="Me">Me</span> <span word="Stop">Stop</span>!!</p><p> 你给我站住!</p><p> 8.<span word="know">know</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="know">know</span> <span word="noknow">noknow</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="noknow">noknow</span></p><p> 知之为知之，不知为不知...</p><p> 9.<span word="WATCH">WATCH</span> <span word="SISTER">SISTER</span></p><p> 表妹</p><p> 10.<span word="dragon">dragon</span> <span word="born">born</span> <span word="dragon">dragon</span>,<span word="chicken">chicken</span> <span word="born">born</span> <span word="chicken">chicken</span>,<span word="mouseson">mouseson</span> <span word="can">can</span> <span word="make">make</span> <span word="hole">hole</span>!!</p><p> 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞!</p><p> 11.<span word="American">American</span> <span word="Chinese">Chinese</span> <span word="not">not</span> <span word="enough">enough</span></p><p> 美中不足</p><p> 12.<span word="one">one</span> <span word="car">car</span> <span word="come">come</span> <span word="one">one</span> <span word="car">car</span> <span word="go">go</span> ,<span word="two">two</span> <span word="car">car</span> <span word="pengpeng">pengpeng</span>,<span word="people">people</span> <span word="die">die</span></p><p> 车祸现场描述</p>
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