双语爆笑:20句哭笑不得的临终遗言
<p> <span word="The">The</span> <span word="deathbed">deathbed</span> <span word="can">can</span> <span word="lead">lead</span> <span word="people">people</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="speak">speak</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="great">great</span> <span word="honesty">honesty</span> <span word="and">and</span>,<span word="inmany">inmany</span> <span word="cases">cases</span>, <span word="humor">humor</span>. <span word="This">This</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="list">list</span> <span word="of">of</span> 20 <span word="last">last</span> <span word="words">words</span> <span word="byfamouspeople">byfamouspeople</span>。</p><p> 人之将死，其言也真，有时候还会带点幽默。以下是20位名人的临终遗言。</p><p> 1. <span word="Pardon">Pardon</span> <span word="me">me</span>, <span word="sir">sir</span>. <span word="I">I</span> <span word="did">did</span> <span word="not">not</span> <span word="do">do</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="purpose">purpose</span>。</p><p> 原谅我，先生。我不是故意这样做的。</p><p> <span word="Said">Said</span> <span word="by">by</span>: <span word="Queen">Queen</span> <span word="Marie">Marie</span> <span word="Antoinette">Antoinette</span> <span word="after">after</span> <span word="she">she</span> <span word="accidentally">accidentally</span> <span word="steppedonthe">steppedonthe</span> <span word="foot">foot</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="her">her</span> <span word="executioner">executioner</span> <span word="as">as</span> <span word="she">she</span> <span word="went">went</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="guillotine">guillotine</span>。</p><p> 出自： 玛丽安托瓦内特王后，她上断头台的时候，不小心踩了刽子手一脚。</p><p> 2. <span word="I">I</span> <span word="cant">cant</span> <span word="sleep">sleep</span></p><p> 我睡不着。</p><p> <span word="Said">Said</span> <span word="by">by</span>: <span word="J">J</span>. <span word="M">M</span>. <span word="Barrie">Barrie</span>, <span word="author">author</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="Peter">Peter</span> <span word="Pan">Pan</span></p><p> 出自： <span word="J">J</span>. <span word="M">M</span>. 巴里，彼得潘的作者。</p><p> 3. <span word="I">I</span> <span word="should">should</span> <span word="never">never</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="switched">switched</span> <span word="from">from</span> <span word="Scotch">Scotch</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="Martinis">Martinis</span>。</p><p> 我永远不该把苏格兰威士忌换成马蒂尼酒。</p><p> <span word="Said">Said</span> <span word="by">by</span>: <span word="Humphrey">Humphrey</span> <span word="Bogart">Bogart</span></p><p> 出自：亨弗莱鲍嘉</p><p> 4. <span word="I">I</span> <span word="am">am</span> <span word="about">about</span> <span word="to">to</span><span word="or">or</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="am">am</span> <span word="going">going</span> <span word="to">to</span><span word="die">die</span>: <span word="either">either</span> <span word="expressioniscorrect">expressioniscorrect</span>。</p><p> 我马上就要或者说我即将死去了：这两种表达方式都是正确的。</p><p> <span word="Said">Said</span> <span word="by">by</span>: <span word="Dominique">Dominique</span> <span word="Bouhours">Bouhours</span>, <span word="famous">famous</span> <span word="French">French</span> <span word="grammarian">grammarian</span></p><p> 出自： 多米尼克鲍赫斯，法国著名文法学者</p>
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