搞笑英语短剧：新《守株待兔》
<p>今天英语小编整理并分享搞笑英语短剧新《守株待兔》，欢迎大家继续关注英语网，我们将继续为你提供更多英语短剧，希望各位老师和同学能够喜欢。</p><p>人物：农夫，兔子<span word="A">A</span>，兔子<span word="B">B</span>，大树。</p><p>农夫：<span word="I">I</span>&<span word="rsquo">rsquo</span>;<span word="m">m</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="farmer">farmer</span>.(稍停顿)[走两步]<span word="A">A</span> <span word="cool">cool</span> <span word="farmer">farmer</span>.(掏出墨镜戴上)[冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，继续保持冷酷]<span word="Eh">Eh</span>...<span word="When">When</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="yong">yong</span>,<span word="I">I</span> <span word="studied">studied</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="Xu">Xu</span>~~~~<span word="chuan">chuan</span> <span word="Middle">Middle</span> <span word="School">School</span>.<span word="So">So</span>, <span word="I">I</span>&<span word="rsquo">rsquo</span>;<span word="m">m</span> <span word="rich">rich</span> <span word="now">now</span>![开始展示名牌，边说边掏]<span word="Look">Look</span>!<span word="This">This</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="modern">modern</span> <span word="mobile">mobile</span>&<span word="mdash">mdash</span>;&<span word="mdash">mdash</span>;<span word="Nokia">Nokia</span> <span word="WC">WC</span> 250!<span word="This">This</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="watch">watch</span>!<span word="This">This</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="MP">MP</span>3!<span word="These">These</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="shoes">shoes</span>&<span word="mdash">mdash</span>;&<span word="mdash">mdash</span>;(夸张低沉地)<span word="ADIDAS">ADIDAS</span>!<span word="This">This</span> <span word="is">is</span>&<span word="hellip">hellip</span>; [不经意地掏出一个苹果]<span word="Oh">Oh</span>,<span word="sorry">sorry</span>.[扔掉苹果]<span word="It">It</span>&<span word="rsquo">rsquo</span>;<span word="s">s</span> <span word="this">this</span>![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] <span word="Do">Do</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="know">know</span> <span word="what">what</span>&<span word="rsquo">rsquo</span>;<span word="s">s</span> <span word="this">this</span>?痒痒挠?<span word="No">No</span> <span word="no">no</span> <span word="no">no</span>~~<span word="You">You</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="out">out</span>!!<span word="It">It</span>&<span word="rsquo">rsquo</span>;<span word="s">s</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="modern">modern</span>&<span word="mdash">mdash</span>;&<span word="mdash">mdash</span>;锄头~!![看下表] <span word="It">It</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="time">time</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="do">do</span> <span word="some">some</span> <span word="farming">farming</span>![开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作]</p><p>树：<span word="I">I</span>&<span word="rsquo">rsquo</span>;<span word="m">m</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="tree">tree</span>!<span word="I">I</span> <span word="can">can</span> <span word="do">do</span> <span word="many">many</span> <span word="things">things</span>!<span word="I">I</span> <span word="can">can</span> <span word="sing">sing</span>![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，哼哼哈西!!!]<span word="I">I</span> <span word="can">can</span> <span word="dance">dance</span>![跳四小天鹅] <span word="Oh">Oh</span>?<span word="There">There</span> <span word="comes">comes</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="rabbit">rabbit</span>! [引导观众看兔子<span word="A">A</span>)。树站回后台]</p><p>兔子<span word="A">A</span>：<span word="OK">OK</span>,<span word="I">I</span>&<span word="rsquo">rsquo</span>;<span word="m">m</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="rabbit">rabbit</span>. <span word="Now">Now</span> <span word="I">I</span>&<span word="rsquo">rsquo</span>;<span word="m">m</span> <span word="just">just</span> <span word="walking">walking</span> <span word="around">around</span> <span word="here">here</span>.</p><p>[农夫继续锄地，边锄边上场，突然看见前面有个兔子]</p><p>农夫：(惊喜地)<span word="Lunch">Lunch</span>![扔掉痒痒挠]<span word="I">I</span> <span word="will">will</span> <span word="catch">catch</span> <span word="it">it</span>! [偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走]</p>
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