英语幽默故事：醉酒
<p> 英语幽默故事：醉酒</p><p> <span word="Drunk">Drunk</span></p><p> <span word="One">One</span> <span word="day">day</span>, <span word="a">a</span> <span word="father">father</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="his">his</span> <span word="little">little</span> <span word="son">son</span> <span word="were">were</span> <span word="going">going</span> <span word="home">home</span>. <span word="At">At</span> <span word="this">this</span> <span word="age">age</span>, <span word="the">the</span> <span word="boy">boy</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="interested">interested</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="all">all</span> <span word="kinds">kinds</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="things">things</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="always">always</span> <span word="asking">asking</span> <span word="questions">questions</span>. <span word="Now">Now</span>, <span word="he">he</span> <span word="asked">asked</span>, "<span word="What">What</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="meaning">meaning</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="word">word</span> '<span word="Drunk">Drunk</span>', <span word="dad">dad</span>?" "<span word="Well">Well</span>, <span word="my">my</span> <span word="son">son</span>," <span word="his">his</span> <span word="father">father</span> <span word="replied">replied</span>, "<span word="look">look</span>, <span word="there">there</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="standing">standing</span> <span word="two">two</span> <span word="policemen">policemen</span>. <span word="If">If</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="regard">regard</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="two">two</span> <span word="policemen">policemen</span> <span word="as">as</span> <span word="four">four</span> <span word="then">then</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="am">am</span> <span word="drunk">drunk</span>."</p><p> "<span word="But">But</span>, <span word="dad">dad</span>," <span word="the">the</span> <span word="boy">boy</span> <span word="said">said</span>, " <span word="there">there</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="only">only</span> <span word="ONE">ONE</span> <span word="policeman">policeman</span>!"</p><p> 醉酒</p><p> 一天，父亲与小儿子一块儿回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道："爸爸，'醉'字是什么意思?" "唔，孩子，"父亲回答说，"你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。" "可是，爸爸， "孩子说，"那儿只有一个警察呀!"</p><p> 简单易懂的英语小故事，尽在英语网。</p>
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