爆笑口语：4岁男孩打911求救数学题
<p><span word="A">A</span> <span word="boy">boy</span> <span word="calls">calls</span> 911 <span word="to">to</span> <span word="get">get</span> <span word="help">help</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="math">math</span> <span word="homework">homework</span>.</p><p><span word="Operator">Operator</span>: 911 <span word="emergencies">emergencies</span>.</p><p><span word="Boy">Boy</span>: <span word="Yeah">Yeah</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="need">need</span> <span word="some">some</span> <span word="help">help</span>.</p><p>接线员：911专线。</p><p>男孩：我需要一些帮助。</p><p><span word="Operator">Operator</span>: <span word="What">What</span>&<span word="rsquo">rsquo</span>;<span word="s">s</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="matter">matter</span>?</p><p><span word="Boy">Boy</span>: <span word="With">With</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="math">math</span>.</p><p>接线员：出了什么事情？</p><p>小男孩：我的数学。</p><p><span word="Operator">Operator</span>: <span word="With">With</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="mouth">mouth</span>?</p><p><span word="Boy">Boy</span>: <span word="No">No</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="math">math</span>. <span word="I">I</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="do">do</span> <span word="it">it</span>. <span word="Will">Will</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="help">help</span> <span word="me">me</span>?</p><p>接线员：你的嘴巴？</p><p>小男孩：不是，是我的数学，我必须做数学题，你能帮我吗？</p><p><span word="Operator">Operator</span>: <span word="Sure">Sure</span>. <span word="Where">Where</span> <span word="do">do</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="live">live</span>?</p><p><span word="Boy">Boy</span>: <span word="No">No</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="math">math</span>.</p><p>接线员：当然，你住在哪里？</p><p>小男孩：不是，是我的数学。</p><p><span word="Operator">Operator</span>: <span word="Yeah">Yeah</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="know">know</span>. <span word="Where">Where</span> <span word="do">do</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="live">live</span> <span word="though">though</span>?</p><p><span word="Boy">Boy</span>: <span word="No">No</span>, <span word="I">I</span> <span word="want">want</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="talk">talk</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="me">me</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="phone">phone</span>.</p><p>接线员：是的，我知道，那你住在哪里呢？</p><p>小男孩：不是，我想让你在电话里告诉我。</p><p><span word="Operator">Operator</span>: <span word="No">No</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="can">can</span>&<span word="rsquo">rsquo</span>;<span word="t">t</span> <span word="do">do</span> <span word="that">that</span>. <span word="I">I</span> <span word="can">can</span> <span word="send">send</span> <span word="someone">someone</span> <span word="else">else</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="help">help</span> <span word="you">you</span>.</p><p><span word="Boy">Boy</span>: <span word="Okay">Okay</span>.</p><p>接线员：不行，我不能这么做，我可以让别人去帮你。</p><p>小男孩：好的。</p><p><span word="Operator">Operator</span>: <span word="What">What</span> <span word="kind">kind</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="math">math</span> <span word="do">do</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="need">need</span> <span word="help">help</span> <span word="with">with</span>?</p><p><span word="Boy">Boy</span>: <span word="I">I</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="take">take</span> <span word="aways">aways</span>.</p><p>接线员：你需要人帮忙的是什么样的数学题？</p><p>小男孩：我要做减法。</p><p><span word="Operator">Operator</span>: <span word="Oh">Oh</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="do">do</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="take">take</span> <span word="aways">aways</span>.</p><p><span word="Boy">Boy</span>: <span word="Yeah">Yeah</span>.</p><p>接线员：哦，你要做减法。</p>
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