职场中不能开的五种玩笑话
<p><span word="If">If</span> <span word="you">you</span>'<span word="re">re</span> <span word="rubbing">rubbing</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="hands">hands</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="glee">glee</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="thought">thought</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="playing">playing</span> <span word="an">an</span> <span word="April">April</span> <span word="Fools">Fools</span>' <span word="prank">prank</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="co">co</span>-<span word="workers">workers</span>, <span word="read">read</span> <span word="through">through</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="list">list</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="things">things</span> <span word="not">not</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="do">do</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="office">office</span>. <span word="You">You</span> <span word="may">may</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="able">able</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="pull">pull</span> <span word="off">off</span> <span word="some">some</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="these">these</span> <span word="jokes">jokes</span>, <span word="but">but</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="probably">probably</span> <span word="won">won</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="funny">funny</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="co">co</span>-<span word="workers">workers</span>. <span word="Remember">Remember</span>, <span word="although">although</span> <span word="April">April</span> 1 <span word="is">is</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="fun">fun</span> <span word="holiday">holiday</span>, <span word="there">there</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="professional">professional</span> <span word="protocol">protocol</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="office">office</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="still">still</span> <span word="need">need</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="take">take</span> <span word="heed">heed</span> <span word="of">of</span>.</p><p>如果一想到愚人节可以作弄同事，你就摩拳擦掌，跃跃欲试时，请先通读我的办公室忌讳事项。或许你正准备开一些玩笑，但对你的同事来说那些并不有趣。记住，尽管愚人节是个欢乐的日子，但我们还是要遵循一些办公室的职业操守。</p><p><span word="Send">Send</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="Resignation">Resignation</span> <span word="Letter">Letter</span>: <span word="Sending">Sending</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="boss">boss</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="resignation">resignation</span> <span word="letter">letter</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="serious">serious</span> <span word="business">business</span>, <span word="and">and</span> <span word="when">when</span> <span word="she">she</span> <span word="finds">finds</span> <span word="out">out</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="letter">letter</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="gag">gag</span>, <span word="I">I</span> <span word="don">don</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="think">think</span> <span word="she">she</span>'<span word="ll">ll</span> <span word="find">find</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="very">very</span> <span word="funny">funny</span>. <span word="If">If</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="want">want</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="hang">hang</span> <span word="tight">tight</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="job">job</span>, <span word="you">you</span> <span word="might">might</span> <span word="want">want</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="avoid">avoid</span> <span word="playing">playing</span> <span word="this">this</span> <span word="prank">prank</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="office">office</span>.</p><p>递交辞职信： 向老板递交辞职书是件很严肃的事情，当她发现你的申请不过是个玩笑时，我想她也不会觉得可笑。如果想牢牢地保住你的工作，你就应该尽量避免这样的恶作剧。</p><p><span word="Say">Say</span> <span word="You">You</span>'<span word="re">re</span> <span word="Terminally">Terminally</span> <span word="Sick">Sick</span>: <span word="I">I</span>'<span word="ve">ve</span> <span word="actually">actually</span> <span word="had">had</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="friend">friend</span> <span word="who">who</span> <span word="claimed">claimed</span> <span word="he">he</span> <span word="had">had</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="short">short</span> <span word="time">time</span> <span word="left">left</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="live">live</span> <span word="among">among</span> <span word="his">his</span> <span word="friends">friends</span>, <span word="and">and</span> <span word="seeing">seeing</span> <span word="as">as</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="wasn">wasn</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="very">very</span> <span word="funny">funny</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="friends">friends</span>, <span word="it">it</span>'<span word="ll">ll</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="even">even</span> <span word="more">more</span> <span word="inappropriate">inappropriate</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="office">office</span>.</p>
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