英语笑话：Why must I go to school？
<p>&<span word="nbsp">nbsp</span>;</p><p>&<span word="nbsp">nbsp</span>;</p><p> 【小编寄语】英语网小编给大家整理了英语笑话：<span word="Why">Why</span> <span word="must">must</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="go">go</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="school">school</span>？希望能给大家带来帮助!</p><p> <span word="Read">Read</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="joke">joke</span>.</p><p> <span word="Why">Why</span> <span word="must">must</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="go">go</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="school">school</span>?</p><p> <span word="Early">Early</span> <span word="one">one</span> <span word="morning">morning</span>, <span word="a">a</span> <span word="mother">mother</span> <span word="went">went</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="wake">wake</span> <span word="up">up</span> <span word="her">her</span> <span word="son">son</span>. "<span word="Wake">Wake</span> <span word="up">up</span>, <span word="son">son</span>. <span word="It">It</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="time">time</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="go">go</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="school">school</span>!"</p><p> "<span word="But">But</span> <span word="why">why</span>, <span word="Mom">Mom</span>? <span word="I">I</span> <span word="don">don</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="want">want</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="go">go</span>."</p><p> "<span word="Give">Give</span> <span word="me">me</span> <span word="two">two</span> <span word="reasons">reasons</span> <span word="why">why</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="don">don</span>&<span word="rsquo">rsquo</span>;<span word="t">t</span> <span word="want">want</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="go">go</span>."</p><p> "<span word="Well">Well</span>, <span word="the">the</span> <span word="kids">kids</span> <span word="hate">hate</span> <span word="me">me</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="one">one</span>, <span word="and">and</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="teachers">teachers</span> <span word="hate">hate</span> <span word="me">me</span>, <span word="too">too</span>!"</p><p> "<span word="Oh">Oh</span>, <span word="that">that</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="no">no</span> <span word="reason">reason</span> <span word="not">not</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="go">go</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="school">school</span>. <span word="Come">Come</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="now">now</span>, <span word="get">get</span> <span word="up">up</span>."</p><p> "<span word="Give">Give</span> <span word="me">me</span> <span word="two">two</span> <span word="reasons">reasons</span> <span word="why">why</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="should">should</span> <span word="go">go</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="school">school</span>."</p><p> "<span word="Well">Well</span>, <span word="for">for</span> <span word="one">one</span>, <span word="you">you</span>'<span word="re">re</span> 52 <span word="years">years</span> <span word="old">old</span>. <span word="And">And</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="another">another</span>, <span word="you">you</span>'<span word="re">re</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="principal">principal</span>(校长)!"</p>
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