最适合愚人节的地道调侃
<p>四月一号愚人节。李华到处去找<span word="Michael">Michael</span>, 有事商量。今天她会学到两个常用语，<span word="sketchy">sketchy</span>和<span word="sucker">sucker</span>。</p><p><span word="L">L</span>：<span word="Michael">Michael</span>，和我住在一起的小陈今天打电话到我工作的地方。她说警察到家里去找我。他们说我的签证有问题。我该怎么办？我很害怕。</p><p><span word="M">M</span>：<span word="What">What</span>? <span word="I">I</span> <span word="don">don</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="believe">believe</span> <span word="her">her</span>. <span word="That">That</span> <span word="story">story</span> <span word="sounds">sounds</span> <span word="sketchy">sketchy</span>.</p><p><span word="L">L</span>：你说听起来什么？你不信小陈说的话？</p><p><span word="M">M</span>：<span word="That">That</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="right">right</span>. <span word="I">I</span> <span word="said">said</span> <span word="her">her</span> <span word="story">story</span> <span word="is">is</span> "<span word="sketchy">sketchy</span>" . <span word="That">That</span> <span word="means">means</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="suspicious">suspicious</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="cannot">cannot</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="trusted">trusted</span>.</p><p><span word="L">L</span>：噢，<span word="sketchy">sketchy</span>就是可疑，不可信。你怎么知道小陈说的话不可信？</p><p><span word="M">M</span>： <span word="Well">Well</span>, <span word="for">for</span> <span word="one">one</span> <span word="thing">thing</span>, <span word="the">the</span> <span word="police">police</span> <span word="usually">usually</span> <span word="don">don</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="care">care</span> <span word="about">about</span> <span word="visas">visas</span>. <span word="They">They</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="too">too</span> <span word="busy">busy</span> <span word="looking">looking</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="serious">serious</span> <span word="criminals">criminals</span>.</p><p><span word="L">L</span>：嗯，对呀，警察抓罪犯还忙不过来呢，他们才不管签证呢！移民局的人才是管签证的。这么说来，小陈的话是有点可疑，<span word="sketchy">sketchy</span>。</p><p><span word="M">M</span>：<span word="Also">Also</span>, <span word="I">I</span> <span word="don">don</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="think">think</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="police">police</span> <span word="or">or</span> <span word="immigration">immigration</span> <span word="officers">officers</span> <span word="would">would</span> <span word="go">go</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="house">house</span>. <span word="That">That</span> <span word="sounds">sounds</span> <span word="very">very</span> <span word="sketchy">sketchy</span>.</p><p><span word="L">L</span>： 对，<span word="Michael">Michael</span>， 你可真行呐！ 要是签证有问题，移民局一般会先给我一封信，他们才不会到家去找我呢。这真是越说越不可信了。</p><p><span word="M">M</span>：<span word="But">But</span> <span word="if">if</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="want">want</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="know">know</span> <span word="what">what</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="really">really</span> <span word="sketchy">sketchy</span>, <span word="you">you</span> <span word="should">should</span> <span word="remember">remember</span> <span word="what">what</span> <span word="day">day</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="is">is</span>.</p><p><span word="L">L</span>：今天是什么日子呀？噢。。。今天是四月一号愚人节！ 哟，我的老天爷呀，我没想到小陈会跟我开这个玩笑。</p>
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