大老板
<p>&<span word="nbsp">nbsp</span>;</p><p> <span word="When">When</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="body">body</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="first">first</span> <span word="made">made</span>, <span word="all">all</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="parts">parts</span> <span word="wanted">wanted</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="Boss">Boss</span>.</p><p> <span word="The">The</span> <span word="brain">brain</span> <span word="said">said</span>, "<span word="I">I</span> <span word="should">should</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="boss">boss</span> <span word="because">because</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="control">control</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="whole">whole</span> <span word="body">body</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="responses">responses</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="functions">functions</span>."</p><p> <span word="The">The</span> <span word="feet">feet</span> <span word="said">said</span>, "<span word="We">We</span> <span word="should">should</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="Boss">Boss</span> <span word="as">as</span> <span word="we">we</span> <span word="carry">carry</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="brain">brain</span> <span word="about">about</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="get">get</span> <span word="him">him</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="where">where</span> <span word="he">he</span> <span word="wants">wants</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="go">go</span>."</p><p> <span word="The">The</span> <span word="hands">hands</span> <span word="said">said</span>, "<span word="We">We</span> <span word="should">should</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="Boss">Boss</span> <span word="because">because</span> <span word="we">we</span> <span word="do">do</span> <span word="all">all</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="work">work</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="earn">earn</span> <span word="all">all</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="money">money</span>."</p><p> <span word="And">And</span> <span word="so">so</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="went">went</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="heart">heart</span>, <span word="the">the</span> <span word="lungs">lungs</span>, <span word="and">and</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="eyes">eyes</span> <span word="until">until</span> <span word="finally">finally</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="asshole">asshole</span> <span word="spoke">spoke</span> <span word="up">up</span>. <span word="All">All</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="parts">parts</span> <span word="laughed">laughed</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="idea">idea</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="asshole">asshole</span> <span word="being">being</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="Boss">Boss</span>. <span word="So">So</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="asshole">asshole</span> <span word="went">went</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="strike">strike</span>, <span word="blocked">blocked</span> <span word="itself">itself</span> <span word="up">up</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="refused">refused</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="work">work</span>.</p><p> <span word="Within">Within</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="short">short</span> <span word="time">time</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="eyes">eyes</span> <span word="became">became</span> <span word="crossed">crossed</span>, <span word="the">the</span> <span word="hands">hands</span> <span word="clenched">clenched</span>(紧握的) , <span word="the">the</span> <span word="feet">feet</span> <span word="twitched">twitched</span>(抽搐) , <span word="the">the</span> <span word="heart">heart</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="lungs">lungs</span> <span word="began">began</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="panic">panic</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="brain">brain</span> <span word="fevered">fevered</span>. <span word="Eventually">Eventually</span> <span word="they">they</span> <span word="all">all</span> <span word="decided">decided</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="asshole">asshole</span> <span word="should">should</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="Boss">Boss</span>, <span word="so">so</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="motion">motion</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="passed">passed</span>. <span word="All">All</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="other">other</span> <span word="parts">parts</span> <span word="did">did</span> <span word="all">all</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="work">work</span> <span word="while">while</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="boss">boss</span> <span word="just">just</span> <span word="sat">sat</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="passed">passed</span> <span word="out">out</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="shit">shit</span>!</p><p> <span word="Moral">Moral</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="story">story</span>: <span word="You">You</span> <span word="don">don</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="need">need</span> <span word="brains">brains</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="boss">boss</span>--<span word="any">any</span> <span word="asshole">asshole</span> <span word="will">will</span> <span word="do">do</span>.</p>
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