5人搞笑英语剧本Today’s Yang bailao and Huang Shiren
<p><span word="Today">Today</span>’<span word="s">s</span> <span word="Yang">Yang</span> <span word="bailao">bailao</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="Huang">Huang</span> <span word="Shiren">Shiren</span></p><p>———编剧：方彦龙</p><p><span word="Character">Character</span>:：杨白劳<span word="Y">Y</span>, 喜儿<span word="X">X</span>，王大春（喜儿男朋友）<span word="D">D</span>，王大婶（王大春的母亲）<span word="W">W</span>, 穆仁智（黄的管家）<span word="M">M</span>，黄世仁<span word="H">H</span></p><p><span word="Part">Part</span> 1:<span word="In">In</span> 杨白劳’<span word="home">home</span></p><p>旁白：(“喜洋洋”背景音乐起)---<span word="New">New</span> <span word="Year">Year</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="Eve">Eve</span>,<span word="Xi">Xi</span>’<span word="er">er</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="talking">talking</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="her">her</span> <span word="boyfriend">boyfriend</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="phone">phone</span>, <span word="suddenly">suddenly</span> ,<span word="doorbell">doorbell</span> <span word="sounded">sounded</span>.（叮咚！叮咚……）</p><p>喜: <span word="Oh">Oh</span>! <span word="ok">ok</span>! <span word="Someone">Someone</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="knock">knock</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="door">door</span>! <span word="So">So</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="hung">hung</span> <span word="up">up</span>!<span word="Bye">Bye</span>!（开门）</p><p>杨: 喜儿! 喜儿! <span word="What">What</span>’<span word="s">s</span> <span word="this">this</span>?</p><p>喜: <span word="Oh">Oh</span>! <span word="computer">computer</span>!(高兴地看笔记本)<span word="That">That</span>’<span word="s">s</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="Laptop">Laptop</span>!</p><p>杨: <span word="Ha">Ha</span> <span word="ha">ha</span>! <span word="Today">Today</span> <span word="I">I</span>’<span word="m">m</span> <span word="able">able</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="buy">buy</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="computer">computer</span>! <span word="Next">Next</span> <span word="year">year</span>, <span word="I">I</span> <span word="will">will</span> <span word="plan">plan</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="buy">buy</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="car">car</span>!</p><p>喜: <span word="Really">Really</span>? <span word="Buys">Buys</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="car">car</span>?<span word="Great">Great</span>!</p><p>杨: <span word="Ok">Ok</span>, <span word="now">now</span> <span word="we">we</span> <span word="will">will</span> <span word="go">go</span> <span word="out">out</span> ,<span word="are">are</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="ready">ready</span> ?</p><p>喜: <span word="Ha">Ha</span> <span word="ha">ha</span>,<span word="I">I</span>’<span word="m">m</span> <span word="ready">ready</span> <span word="ok">ok</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="waiting">waiting</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="come">come</span> <span word="back">back</span>!（门铃再次响起）<span word="Oh">Oh</span>,<span word="I">I</span> <span word="think">think</span> <span word="there">there</span> <span word="must">must</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="Aunt">Aunt</span> <span word="Wang">Wang</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="Dacun">Dacun</span> <span word="coming">coming</span>.(开门,)</p><p>王婶, 大春, 杨, 喜(四人齐声贺道)<span word="Happy">Happy</span> <span word="New">New</span> <span word="Year">Year</span>!<span word="hah">hah</span>(喜儿和大春去一边嘻嘻哈哈，窃窃私语不知所言)</p><p>王婶:（走到杨白劳跟前）<span word="Mr">Mr</span> <span word="Yang">Yang</span>,<span word="I">I</span> <span word="heard">heard</span> <span word="Dachun">Dachun</span> <span word="said">said</span>, <span word="going">going</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="jump">jump</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="disco">disco</span> <span word="dancing">dancing</span> <span word="after">after</span> <span word="dinner">dinner</span>.<span word="Right">Right</span>?</p><p>杨:<span word="Right">Right</span>,<span word="What">What</span> <span word="do">do</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="think">think</span>?</p><p>王婶:<span word="I">I</span>’<span word="m">m</span> <span word="gald">gald</span> <span word="to">to</span>,<span word="oh">oh</span>,<span word="are">are</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="prepared">prepared</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="go">go</span> <span word="out">out</span>?</p><p>杨: <span word="Sure">Sure</span>!.</p><p>王婶: <span word="Ok">Ok</span>,<span word="go">go</span>?(问杨白劳)</p><p>杨: <span word="Let">Let</span>’<span word="s">s</span> <span word="go">go</span>,(朝喜儿他俩那边喊)<span word="Xi">Xi</span>’<span word="er">er</span>,<span word="Dachun">Dachun</span>,<span word="go">go</span>!</p><p>(四人出门 下)</p><p><span word="Part">Part</span> 2: <span word="In">In</span> <span word="Huang">Huang</span> <span word="Shiren">Shiren</span>’ <span word="home">home</span></p><p>黄: (黄世仁上台，气势汹汹地说)<span word="Hello">Hello</span>,<span word="everyone">everyone</span>!<span word="Do">Do</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="know">know</span> <span word="Huang">Huang</span> <span word="Shiren">Shiren</span>?<span word="Tt">Tt</span>’<span word="s">s</span> <span word="me">me</span>! <span word="Ha">Ha</span> <span word="ha">ha</span>……<span word="But">But</span> <span word="today">today</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="not">not</span> <span word="yestady">yestady</span>!<span word="You">You</span> <span word="see">see</span> <span word="Mu">Mu</span> <span word="Renzhi">Renzhi</span> <span word="coming">coming</span>!</p>
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