英文搞笑话剧《孔雀东南飞》
<p><span word="Wanderseveryfivemiles">Wanderseveryfivemiles</span></p><p>焦仲卿<span word="Johnny">Johnny</span>(<span word="Jforshort">Jforshort</span>)刘兰芝<span word="Lunch">Lunch</span>(<span word="Lforshort">Lforshort</span>)</p><p>焦母<span word="Johnny">Johnny</span>&<span word="rsquo">rsquo</span>;<span word="smother">smother</span>(<span word="JMforshort">JMforshort</span>)刘母<span word="Lunch">Lunch</span>&<span word="rsquo">rsquo</span>;<span word="smother">smother</span>(<span word="LMforshort">LMforshort</span>)</p><p>太守之子<span word="Mayor">Mayor</span>&<span word="rsquo">rsquo</span>;<span word="sson">sson</span>(<span word="MSforshort">MSforshort</span>)强盗<span word="Burglars">Burglars</span>(<span word="ABandC">ABandC</span>)</p><p><span word="Prologue">Prologue</span></p><p>(<span word="J">J</span>作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,<span word="J">J</span>被打中,狼狈不堪)</p><p><span word="J">J</span>:<span word="EverybodysaysthatI">EverybodysaysthatI</span>&<span word="rsquo">rsquo</span>;<span word="mhenpecked">mhenpecked</span>,<span word="butinfact">butinfact</span>,<span word="I">I</span>&<span word="rsquo">rsquo</span>;<span word="masstrongasatiger">masstrongasatiger</span>,(小声)<span word="whilemy">whilemy</span></p><p><span word="wifeisWuSong">wifeisWuSong</span>.</p><p>(指着上台处的门大声道)<span word="I">I</span>&<span word="rsquo">rsquo</span>;<span word="mnotafraidofyou">mnotafraidofyou</span>!</p><p>(内砸出一脸盆,Ｊ接住当成盾牌护着头)<span word="Then">Then</span>,<span word="I">I</span>&<span word="rsquo">rsquo</span>;<span word="mafraidofwhom">mafraidofwhom</span>?</p><p><span word="MywifeLunchisthemostfamouswomanintheneighbor">MywifeLunchisthemostfamouswomanintheneighbor</span>-<span word="hood">hood</span>.<span word="Sheisbraverthanme">Sheisbraverthanme</span>,</p><p><span word="smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme">smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme</span>.<span word="AllthisIdonotcare">AllthisIdonotcare</span>.<span word="Ionlywanthertobetender">Ionlywanthertobetender</span></p><p><span word="thanme">thanme</span>.<span word="Butsheisnot">Butsheisnot</span>!<span word="Havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell">Havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell</span>!</p><p>(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中<span word="J">J</span>)</p><p><span word="MyGod">MyGod</span>!<span word="Whocanhelpme">Whocanhelpme</span>?(下)</p>
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