中英小品搞笑剧本:路过西天遇见你
<p>中英小品搞笑剧本:路过西天遇见你,</p><p>【教育城外语网推荐更多：美文欣赏 英文剧本 】</p><p><span word="ALICe">ALICe</span> ：<span word="Jason">Jason</span>,<span word="I">I</span>'<span word="m">m</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="grilfriend">grilfriend</span> <span word="now">now</span> <span word="would">would</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="love">love</span> <span word="me">me</span> <span word="as">as</span> <span word="today">today</span>?</p><p><span word="jason">jason</span> ： <span word="oh">oh</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="silly">silly</span> <span word="gril">gril</span> 你为什么要这么说呢？爱你是我的责任，你是我的女孩</p><p><span word="alice">alice</span> ： <span word="jason">jason</span> , <span word="I">I</span> <span word="trust">trust</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="forever">forever</span></p><p>(<span word="Alice">Alice</span> 和<span word="jason">jason</span>拿出糖，<span word="jason">jason</span>喂给<span word="Alice">Alice</span>吃，此时乔治登上舞台便道：“现在的社会大进步，中国也在造航母，如今我又走上台</p><p>，大伙掌声响起来！”，忽然看见他两的亲密）</p><p>乔治：<span word="Alice">Alice</span> ,<span word="you">you</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="here">here</span> 我找你找的连花都谢了，你，你，怎么这样啊？<span word="who">who</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="he">he</span>,<span word="why">why</span> <span word="will">will</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="get">get</span> <span word="along">along</span> <span word="with">with</span>这猴样的？</p><p><span word="Alice">Alice</span>：<span word="get">get</span> <span word="out">out</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="hate">hate</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="cheat">cheat</span> <span word="sunny">sunny</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="girl">girl</span> , <span word="right">right</span>?</p><p>乔治：<span word="OH">OH</span>,<span word="no">no</span> ! <span word="sunny">sunny</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="just">just</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="classmate">classmate</span> <span word="why">why</span> <span word="dou">dou</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="think">think</span> <span word="so">so</span>?</p><p>(此时<span word="jason">jason</span>向前，不小心碰到<span word="alice">alice</span> ,<span word="Jason">Jason</span> 向前一拳雷到了乔治便在口中骂道：“哼，我才不搞什么‘方韩大战’，唧唧么么。”）</p><p><span word="Jason">Jason</span>：<span word="Alice">Alice</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="defeat">defeat</span> <span word="him">him</span> ,<span word="you">you</span> <span word="konw">konw</span> ,你是我的女孩，<span word="I">I</span> <span word="love">love</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="can">can</span> <span word="do">do</span> <span word="anything">anything</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="you">you</span></p><p>乔治：（哭着离开）问世间情为何物？</p><p><span word="Jason">Jason</span>：唐僧说，爱一个人就得一心一意</p><p>乔治： 可八戒却说，泡妞就像泡面（已走到舞台尽头，离去）</p><p><span word="Alice">Alice</span>：<span word="jason">jason</span></p><p><span word="jason">jason</span>：<span word="Alice">Alice</span></p><p><span word="Alice">Alice</span>：<span word="jason">jason</span></p><p><span word="jason">jason</span>：<span word="Alice">Alice</span> ，你就是我的"瓦良格",你愿意做我的航母吗？</p>
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