母亲永远成不了父亲
<p><span word="A">A</span> <span word="father">father</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="job">job</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="unique">unique</span>.</p><p><span word="If">If</span> <span word="parents">parents</span> <span word="had">had</span> <span word="job">job</span> <span word="descriptions">descriptions</span> <span word="mine">mine</span> <span word="would">would</span> <span word="read">read</span>: <span word="organize">organize</span> <span word="bills">bills</span>, <span word="playmates">playmates</span>, <span word="laundry">laundry</span>, <span word="meals">meals</span>, <span word="laundry">laundry</span>, <span word="carpool">carpool</span>1, <span word="laundry">laundry</span>, <span word="snacks">snacks</span>, <span word="outings">outings</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="shopping">shopping</span>, <span word="and">and</span> <span word="laundry">laundry</span>.</p><p><span word="The">The</span> <span word="only">only</span> <span word="thing">thing</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="husband">husband</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="description">description</span> <span word="would">would</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="word">word</span> &<span word="ldquo">ldquo</span>;<span word="fun">fun</span> <span word="written">written</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="big">big</span> <span word="red">red</span> <span word="letters">letters</span> <span word="along">along</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="top">top</span>. <span word="Although">Although</span> <span word="he">he</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="selfless">selfless</span> <span word="caregiver">caregiver</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="provider">provider</span>, <span word="our">our</span> <span word="children">children</span> <span word="think">think</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="him">him</span> <span word="more">more</span> <span word="as">as</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="combination">combination</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="jungle">jungle</span> <span word="gym">gym</span>2 <span word="and">and</span> <span word="bozo">bozo</span>3 <span word="and">and</span> <span word="clown">clown</span>.</p><p><span word="Our">Our</span> <span word="parenting">parenting</span> <span word="styles">styles</span> <span word="compliment">compliment</span> <span word="each">each</span> <span word="other">other</span>. <span word="His">His</span> <span word="style">style</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="nonstop">nonstop</span> <span word="adventure">adventure</span> <span word="where">where</span> <span word="no">no</span> <span word="one">one</span> <span word="has">has</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="worry">worry</span> <span word="about">about</span> <span word="washing">washing</span> <span word="their">their</span> <span word="hands">hands</span>, <span word="eating">eating</span> <span word="vegetables">vegetables</span>, <span word="or">or</span> <span word="getting">getting</span> <span word="cavities">cavities</span>4. <span word="My">My</span> <span word="style">style</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="similar">similar</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="Mussolini">Mussolini</span>5. <span word="I">I</span>'<span word="m">m</span> <span word="too">too</span> <span word="busy">busy</span> <span word="worrying">worrying</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="fun">fun</span>. <span word="Besides">Besides</span>, <span word="every">every</span> <span word="time">time</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="try">try</span>, <span word="I">I</span> <span word="am">am</span> <span word="constantly">constantly</span> <span word="outdone">outdone</span> <span word="by">by</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="husband">husband</span>.</p><p><span word="I">I</span> <span word="bought">bought</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="children">children</span> <span word="bubble">bubble</span> <span word="gum">gum</span> <span word="flavored">flavored</span> <span word="toothpaste">toothpaste</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="taught">taught</span> <span word="them">them</span> <span word="how">how</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="brush">brush</span> <span word="their">their</span> <span word="teeth">teeth</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="tiny">tiny</span> <span word="circles">circles</span> <span word="so">so</span> <span word="they">they</span> <span word="wouldn">wouldn</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="get">get</span> <span word="cavities">cavities</span>. <span word="They">They</span> <span word="thought">thought</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="neat">neat</span> <span word="until">until</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="husband">husband</span> <span word="taught">taught</span> <span word="them">them</span> <span word="how">how</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="rinse">rinse</span>6 <span word="by">by</span> <span word="spitting">spitting</span> <span word="out">out</span> <span word="water">water</span> <span word="between">between</span> <span word="their">their</span> <span word="two">two</span> <span word="front">front</span> <span word="teeth">teeth</span> <span word="like">like</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="fountain">fountain</span>.</p><p><span word="I">I</span> <span word="took">took</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="children">children</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="walk">walk</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="woods">woods</span> <span word="and">and</span>, <span word="after">after</span> <span word="two">two</span> <span word="hours">hours</span>, <span word="I">I</span> <span word="managed">managed</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="corral">corral</span>7 <span word="a">a</span> <span word="slow">slow</span> <span word="ladybug">ladybug</span>8 <span word="into">into</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="son">son</span>'<span word="s">s</span> <span word="insect">insect</span> <span word="cage">cage</span>. <span word="I">I</span> <span word="was">was</span> &<span word="ldquo">ldquo</span>;<span word="cool">cool</span> <span word="until">until</span> <span word="their">their</span> <span word="father">father</span> <span word="came">came</span> <span word="home">home</span>, <span word="spent">spent</span> <span word="two">two</span> <span word="minutes">minutes</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="backyard">backyard</span>, <span word="and">and</span> <span word="captured">captured</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="beetle">beetle</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="size">size</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="Chihuahua">Chihuahua</span>9.</p><p><span word="I">I</span> <span word="try">try</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="tell">tell</span> <span word="myself">myself</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="am">am</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="good">good</span> <span word="parent">parent</span> <span word="even">even</span> <span word="if">if</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="husband">husband</span> <span word="does">does</span> <span word="things">things</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="can">can</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="do">do</span>. <span word="I">I</span> <span word="can">can</span> <span word="make">make</span> <span word="sure">sure</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="children">children</span> <span word="are">are</span> <span word="safe">safe</span>, <span word="warm">warm</span>, <span word="and">and</span> <span word="dry">dry</span>. <span word="I">I</span>'<span word="ll">ll</span> <span word="stand">stand</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="line">line</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="five">five</span> <span word="hours">hours</span> <span word="so">so</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="children">children</span> <span word="can">can</span> <span word="see">see</span> <span word="Santa">Santa</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="mall">mall</span> ?? <span word="or">or</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="first">first</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="line">line</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="see">see</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="latest">latest</span> <span word="Disney">Disney</span> <span word="movie">movie</span>. <span word="But">But</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="can">can</span>'<span word="t">t</span> <span word="wire">wire</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="VCR">VCR</span>1 <span word="so">so</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="children">children</span> <span word="can">can</span> <span word="watch">watch</span> <span word="their">their</span> <span word="favorite">favorite</span> <span word="video">video</span>.</p>
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