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<p>母亲常会和女儿说：&<span word="ldquo">ldquo</span>;你不能那样穿！但在我和女儿这里情况却反过来了。在女儿想把褐色头发染黑时，我对她说：&<span word="ldquo">ldquo</span>;你看我把头发染成紫色怎么样？那可是你爸爸最喜欢的颜色&<span word="hellip">hellip</span>;&<span word="hellip">hellip</span>;</p><p><span word="The">The</span> <span word="true">true</span> <span word="meaning">meaning</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="bumper">bumper</span> <span word="sticker">sticker</span>, <span word="which">which</span> <span word="says">says</span>, &<span word="ldquo">ldquo</span>;<span word="Live">Live</span> <span word="long">long</span> <span word="enough">enough</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="embarrass">embarrass</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="kids">kids</span> <span word="has">has</span> <span word="new">new</span> <span word="meaning">meaning</span> <span word="once">once</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="teenager">teenager</span>. <span word="My">My</span> <span word="daughter">daughter</span> <span word="just">just</span> <span word="turned">turned</span> 15 <span word="and">and</span> <span word="suddenly">suddenly</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="am">am</span> <span word="now">now</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="most">most</span> <span word="embarrassing">embarrassing</span> <span word="person">person</span> <span word="she">she</span> <span word="can">can</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="seen">seen</span> <span word="with">with</span>. <span word="Rather">Rather</span> <span word="than">than</span> <span word="take">take</span> <span word="this">this</span> <span word="personally">personally</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="decided">decided</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="revel">revel</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="power">power</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="gives">gives</span> <span word="me">me</span>.</p><p><span word="Of">Of</span> <span word="course">course</span> <span word="many">many</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="you">you</span> <span word="have">have</span> <span word="had">had</span> <span word="the">the</span> &<span word="ldquo">ldquo</span>;<span word="You">You</span> <span word="aren">aren</span>&<span word="rsquo">rsquo</span>;<span word="t">t</span> <span word="wearing">wearing</span> <span word="THAT">THAT</span> <span word="argument">argument</span> <span word="but">but</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="turned">turned</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="tables">tables</span> <span word="on">on</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="daughter">daughter</span>. <span word="She">She</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="wanting">wanting</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="wear">wear</span> <span word="midriff">midriff</span> <span word="tops">tops</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="tanks">tanks</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="bra">bra</span> <span word="straps">straps</span> <span word="showing">showing</span> &<span word="hellip">hellip</span>; <span word="both">both</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="which">which</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="had">had</span> <span word="been">been</span> <span word="carefully">carefully</span> <span word="taught">taught</span> <span word="were">were</span> <span word="fashion">fashion</span> <span word="no">no</span>-<span word="no">no</span>&<span word="rsquo">rsquo</span>;<span word="s">s</span>. <span word="The">The</span> <span word="other">other</span> <span word="day">day</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="picked">picked</span> <span word="her">her</span> <span word="up">up</span> <span word="from">from</span> <span word="school">school</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="stopped">stopped</span> <span word="at">at</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="grocery">grocery</span> <span word="store">store</span>. &<span word="ldquo">ldquo</span>;<span word="Mom">Mom</span>! <span word="You">You</span> <span word="can">can</span>&<span word="rsquo">rsquo</span>;<span word="t">t</span> <span word="go">go</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="dressed">dressed</span> <span word="like">like</span> <span word="that">that</span>! &<span word="ldquo">ldquo</span>;<span word="I">I</span> <span word="am">am</span> <span word="staying">staying</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="car">car</span>!</p><p><span word="Imagine">Imagine</span> ... <span word="a">a</span> 50-<span word="year">year</span>-<span word="old">old</span> <span word="dressed">dressed</span> <span word="just">just</span> <span word="like">like</span> <span word="her">her</span> 15-<span word="year">year</span>-<span word="old">old</span>, <span word="and">and</span> <span word="she">she</span> <span word="does">does</span> <span word="not">not</span> <span word="want">want</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="seen">seen</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="me">me</span>. <span word="Well">Well</span> ... <span word="I">I</span> <span word="admit">admit</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="embarrassment">embarrassment</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="worth">worth</span> <span word="every">every</span> <span word="moment">moment</span>...<span word="she">she</span> <span word="has">has</span> <span word="now">now</span> <span word="dressed">dressed</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="bit">bit</span> <span word="more">more</span> <span word="conservatively">conservatively</span>. <span word="She">She</span> <span word="HAD">HAD</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="go">go</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="store">store</span> <span word="with">with</span> <span word="me">me</span> <span word="as">as</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="too">too</span> <span word="hot">hot</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="sit">sit</span> <span word="in">in</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="car">car</span>. <span word="It">It</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="priceless">priceless</span> <span word="moment">moment</span> <span word="that">that</span> <span word="also">also</span> <span word="was">was</span> <span word="a">a</span> <span word="bit">bit</span> <span word="cheeky">cheeky</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="me">me</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="enjoy">enjoy</span> <span word="so">so</span> <span word="much">much</span>.</p><p><span word="Recently">Recently</span> <span word="she">she</span> <span word="wanted">wanted</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="dye">dye</span> <span word="her">her</span> <span word="beautiful">beautiful</span> <span word="auburn">auburn</span> <span word="hair">hair</span> <span word="black">black</span>. <span word="Yes">Yes</span> <span word="she">she</span> <span word="has">has</span> <span word="naturally">naturally</span> <span word="beautiful">beautiful</span> <span word="auburn">auburn</span> <span word="hair">hair</span> <span word="but">but</span> <span word="wants">wants</span> <span word="it">it</span> <span word="to">to</span> <span word="be">be</span> <span word="black">black</span> <span word="because">because</span> <span word="she">she</span> <span word="states">states</span>, &<span word="ldquo">ldquo</span>;<span word="Auburn">Auburn</span> <span word="is">is</span> <span word="SO">SO</span> <span word="boring">boring</span>! <span word="Of">Of</span> <span word="course">course</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="reply">reply</span>, &<span word="ldquo">ldquo</span>;<span word="Oh">Oh</span> <span word="my">my</span> <span word="gosh">gosh</span> &<span word="hellip">hellip</span>; <span word="women">women</span> <span word="all">all</span> <span word="over">over</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="world">world</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="die">die</span> <span word="for">for</span> <span word="your">your</span> <span word="hair">hair</span>! <span word="was">was</span> <span word="ineffective">ineffective</span>, <span word="however">however</span>, <span word="as">as</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="plopped">plopped</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="box">box</span> <span word="of">of</span> <span word="purple">purple</span> <span word="hair">hair</span> <span word="dye">dye</span> <span word="onto">onto</span> <span word="the">the</span> <span word="counter">counter</span> <span word="and">and</span> <span word="said">said</span> &<span word="ldquo">ldquo</span>;<span word="Sure">Sure</span>, <span word="just">just</span> <span word="as">as</span> <span word="soon">soon</span> <span word="as">as</span> <span word="I">I</span> <span word="am">am</span> <span word="finished">finished</span> <span word="dying">dying</span> <span word="mine">mine</span> <span word="purple">purple</span>.</p>
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