sandwiches
<h3>sandwiches</h3>There is this guy and this girl and they want to have sex. So they go to the girls house and before entering the girl stops the guy and says.<br><br>"My little sister sleeps on the bottom bunk of our bunk bed and I do not want her to know what we are doing, so when I say `baloney` it means push harder, and when I say `pastrami` it means push slower." <br><br>With this the two get onto the top bunk and have sex. First, the girl moans, "baloney,baloney,baloney" then shouts "pastrami,pastrami,pastrami" and then back to "baloney,baloney,baloney" <br><br>Finally, the girls sister says "Will you guys quit making sandwiches up there, you`re getting mayonaise all over me!" <br>
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