GARFIELD加菲猫经典语录
<p>Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.<br />成功是一个相关名词, 他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 。<br />Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.<br />爱情就象照片, 需要大量的暗房时间来培养。<br />Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.<br />后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。<br />Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.<br />现在的梦想决定着你的将来, 所以还是再睡一会吧<br />There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.<br />应该有更好的方式开始新一天, 而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。<br />Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?<br />努力工作不会导致死亡! 不过我不会用自己去证明。<br />Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours!<br />工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作。<br />God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.<br />神决定了谁是你的亲戚, 幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。<br />Money is not everything. There's MasterCard.<br />钞票不是万能的, 有时还需要信用卡。<br />One should love animals. They are so tasty.<br />每个人都应该热爱动物, 因为它们很好吃。<br />Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.<br />要节约用水, 尽量和女友一起洗澡。<br />Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.<br />要用心去爱你的邻居, 不过不要让她的老公知道。<br />Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.<br />每个成功男人的背后, 都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。<br />Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.<br />再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚, 幸福不是永久的嘛。<br />The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.<br />聪明人都是未婚? 结婚的人很难再聪明起来。</p>
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