气到你说不上话的英语句
<p>1.You are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.一个鲜活的你，证明自然演化可以逆向进行。</p><p>2.Twinkle twinkle little whore, close your legs, theyre not a door.(只可意会不可言传，用小星星的原曲唱了出来)</p><p>3.I dont exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and i had water, id drink it.其实我并不恨你，但是如果你着火了，我手里有水的话，我一定先干为敬。</p><p>4.We heard that when you ra away from home your folks sent you a note saying,Do not come home and all will be forgiven.听说你离家出走时，你家人给你捎了个信儿：只要你不回来，我们就原谅你。</p><p>5.You look like a before picture.你看起来像广告模特，前后对照组的左边那张。</p><p>6.If I wanted to kill myself Id climb your ego and jump to your IQ.如果我要寻死，我就爬上你的自恃清高，跳入你的智商。</p><p>7.You are pretty as a picture and wed love to hang you.你美得像一幅画儿，我们都想找个绳儿把你吊起来。</p><p>8.God made coke, God made pepsi, God made me, oh so sexy, God made rivers, God made lakes, God made you...well we all make mistakes.上帝造了可口可乐，也造了百事可乐。上帝造了我，啊，多么性感。上帝造了河流，上帝造了湖泊，上帝造了你这个嘛，孰能无过?</p><p>9.I would ask you how old you are but I know you cant count that high.想问问你几岁啊，不过估计你也算不过来。</p><p>10.You should be the poster child for birth control.你应该当海报模特，宣传计划生育。</p><p>11.Go ahead, tell them everything you know. Itll only take 10 seconds.快，加油，勇敢地向大家展示你所有的知识，10秒应该够了。</p><p>12.When you die, Id like to go to your funeral but Ill probably have to go to work that day. I believe in business before pleasure.你死了，请让我参加你的葬礼。但我那天可能要先上班，因为妈妈从小教育我，作业写完才能玩儿。</p><p>13.Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live.一般人活到老学到老，你只做到了前半部分。</p><p>14.Shes got a body that wont quit and a brain that wont start.她身材维持得很好，大脑维持得更好，跟刚出生时没有区别。</p><p>15.When God was throwing intelligence down to the Earth, you were holding an umbrella.上帝把智慧洒满人间，就你打了个伞。</p><p>16.Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.你的出生证明，是杜蕾斯寄给你父母的一封道歉信。</p><p>17.Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?你是想要人们接受最真实的你，还是想要人们喜欢你?</p><p>18.Every time Im next to you, I get a fierce desire to be alone.每次靠近你，我都特别特别渴望孤独。</p><p>19.Youre so ugly when you went to a haunted house they offered you a job.你太丑了，你去鬼屋，别人问你愿不愿意马上换衣服上班。</p><p>20.I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.在动物园待了一整天，睹物思人，看见什么都想起你。</p><p>21.Maybe if you ate some of that makeup you could be pretty on the inside.你买点儿化妆品吧，吃了，增加一些内在美。</p><p>22.We do not complain about your shortcomings but about your long stayings.我们对你的短处没意见，我们就是希望你不要和我们处得太长。</p><p>23.As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?作为局外人，你对人类有啥想法?</p>
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