家长整教师的英语雷人语录
<p>下面是这些老师们聚在一起整理的家长英语语录，句句听来都是泪，这年头当教师也太不容易了，现在小编把它们归为三类，大家也来感受一下：</p><p>Type 1: Unexpected demands.类型一：要求袭来，措手不及。1. “Can you change the school lunches? My son prefers them to my cooking.”</p><p>“(老师)您能换掉学校食堂的午餐吗?我儿子都不爱吃我做的饭了!”</p><p>2. “Please don’t correct her spelling; it knocks her confidence.”“麻烦不要指出(我女儿)她的拼写错误，那会击垮她的自信心。”</p><p>3. Parent: “My son will need two spaces on the coach because he likes to sleep.”</p><p>家长说道：“我儿子在大巴上将要占用两个位置，因为他喜欢(躺着)睡觉。”Teacher: “Unfortunately all of the seats are taken.”老师(无奈)回答：“不好意思，车上所有的座位都坐满了。”</p><p>Parent: “Can you get a bigger coach?”</p><p>家长回道：“您能换辆更大的车吗?”4. “Can you call me if you see her hanging around with boys?”“如果您看到她和男孩子们一起出去逛，您能打电话告诉我吗?”</p><p> </p><p><center></center> Type 2: Comments showing dissatisfactions about teachers.</p><p>类型二：对老师们表现不满。</p><p>1. “I don’t think it’s appropriate for you to dye your hair.”“我觉得您染头发(这个行为)并不合适。”2. “I don’t mind if he swears, so I don’t see why you should.”</p><p>“我不介意他(我儿子)骂人，可我不能理解老师您竟然说脏话。”</p><p>Type 3: Lame excuses and explanations that cannot hold water.类型三：蹩脚的借口和站不住脚的解释。1. “He can’t come to revision; he has to go to the gym because he’s fat.”</p><p>“他(我儿子)不能来复习课了，他得去健身馆减肥。”</p><p>2. “I don’t do homework, so why should my son?”“我都不做作业，那我儿子为什么应该做?”3. “Why can’t he wear running spikes for the egg and spoon race?”</p><p>“为什么他不能在汤匙盛蛋赛跑比赛中穿运动钉鞋?”</p><p>4. “He is only bullying people because he is more developed than them.”</p><p>“他只是在欺负人，因为他比这些人更成熟。”</p>
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