meili 发表于 2022-10-31 02:29:07

恶搞愚人节短信

<p> </p><p>1. why are people tired on april fool's day? (愚人节人们为什么疲倦?)</p><p>答:because they have just had a long march. ( 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。march 三月;行军)</p><p>2.what weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天气?)</p><p>答:when it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )</p><p>3.when do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什么时候不愿跟随主人?)</p><p>答:when their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市场时。flea 跳蚤 flea market 旧货市场 )</p><p>4.what question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪个问题永远不能回答“是的”?)</p><p>答:are you asleep? (你睡着了吗)</p><p>5.what tree is always very sad? (那种树总是很伤心?)</p><p>答:weeping willow. (垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳树)</p><p>6.when can you get water with a net? (什么时候可以用网兜装水?)</p><p>答:when water is turned into ice. (当水结成冰时)</p><p>7.why is the pig always eating?猪为什么没完没了地吃?</p><p>答:he's making a hog of himself.它想成为一只肉猪。</p><p>8.what's the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么?</p><p>答:smiles. because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因为两个字母s中间隔了一里。</p><p>全。</p>
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