求语言简单优美的名人书信,英文的RT,最好是名人书信,总之一定要文字优美,不要太难的.有中英文对照的最好，不要太长啦！
<p>问题：求语言简单优美的名人书信,英文的RT,最好是名人书信,总之一定要文字优美,不要太难的.有中英文对照的最好，不要太长啦！<p>答案：↓↓↓<p class="nav-title mt10" style="border-top:1px solid #ccc;padding-top: 10px;">桑恩方的回答：<div class="content-b">网友采纳 JimmySaville(1984) Myfirsteffortatbeingpen-palswiththestarswasfairlyprimitive,butplease,takeintoaccountthefactthatIwastenyearsold."Jim'llFixIt"taughtchildrentobelievethattheirverybasestfantasiescouldbecomereality.Sadly,noneofmyfantasiesseemedfulfillablebyoldJimmy(unlessthoserumoursaretrue,butthatwouldn'thavemadegoodtelevision). So,withthegrimdeterminationofachildwhowantssomething,Iwrotethisletter. pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleeeasecouldyoufixitformetofartglitter Igotnoreply.Disheartened,Iatemygreens,livedmylife,andtriedtoforgettheotherlifethatcouldhavebeen.ItwastenyearsonbeforeIpluckedupthecouragetowriteanotherletter.Thistime,theGladiatorsweremyquarry,andHunter.becametheHunted. Hunter(1994) Hunter,eh?Phwoar!Imaginelickingtheendofhisnob!Eh?So,oldenoughnowtohavetherealbutunrequitablesexualfeelingsthatdriveeveryclasscompulsive,Iwrotethislettertohiminathinlyveiledattempttogetontohislap.Ihadfriendswhowerestudyingmedicine,soIcouldgetholdofsomeether,soonceIwasonhimhewouldn'tstandachance.Thiswasmyletter. DearMrHunter, WhenIwasyoungiusedtosittonmygranndaddyslegandhewouldliftmeupandgo"dubbadubbadubba"likeasifhewasacrane.Mummysaysthathecannotdothisanymore,ashasgonetoliveinSkye,andasiamnowtwenntyyearsoldandthirteenstonesheavyineedabiggerleg.youhaveverybiglegsandiwasthinkingifyouliftedmeupandgo"dubbadubbadubba"asifyouareacranethenitwouldmakemehappyandletmygrandadddy'sghostrestinpeiceandgoupintothelight. iwatchgladiatorseverydayandyouaremyfavourite.iamstudyinglawatmanchesteruniversitysoonedayimayberichandstuff. love,jonathanblyth Andasifbymagic,thatcuntdidn'treplyeither,letalonecomeroundandgo"dubbadubbadubba"asthoughhewasacrane.IrealisedthatI'dhavetoplaydirty.Thiscalledforevenfewercapitalletters,andalettertothematernal"conscienceoftheGladiators",Lightning. Lightning(1995) dearmrslightning, irotetomisterhuntersayingthatiwasdyingandcouldipleasetouchhislegandpretendhewasmygrandadandhesaidnohedidn'tcare.hesaidthatiwasdeservedtodieandthatgodgivesbadchildrencancersothattheycan'tgrowupintomurderers.pleasetellhimthatiamnotbadcosmymummyreadhisletterandnowshethinksiamevilandhitsme.icannotwritemuchmorebecausemyhandshurtandiambleeding. love,jonathanblyth Nophonecall,noletter,nothing.Iwasrapidlylosingfaithinthewholecelebrityworld,anddecidedtoturntothepeoplewetrust,thepeoplewhorunourliveswithimpeachablestandardsandunrelentingcommitment.Politicians. JohnMajor(1996) DearPrimeMinister, Haveyouwalkeddownthestreetrecently?Ihave,andit'snotaprettysight.Streetcrime,roadkill,oldwomenwithfaceslikeslappedarses.It'stimesomeonedidsomethingaboutit,andI'veinventedacar-calledthe"Q-Car",whichwillpromotegeneralhappinessandputeverythingbacktorights,likeitwasduringtheCrimeanWar. The"Q-Car"takesincoldairfromthefron
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